A geisha is not a hooker. Let’s explore the differences between these sultry extremes!

A geisha is not a hooker. Though it’s a common Western misconception that they are identical, these professions have little in common. OK, they do both promise great sex. But the hooker gives it down and dirty, the geisha delivers it drop by tantalizing drop. Which release would you prefer?

Looking for a geisha? Best save your pennies.

Prior to the Second World War, 80,000 geisha lived in Kyoto.  Less than 1,000 reside there today. This is because geisha girls cost a lot of money! A geisha is not a hooker… and her pay reflects this fact. Unlike a one night (or one hour) transaction with a hooker, a man must sign a contract with a geisha. First, he must promise to look after her for a long period of time, at least a year. Then he must provide her with luxurious accommodations, gorgeous kimonos, and pay for her lessons in music, poetry, and dance. In exchange, he is treated like a god. His geisha gives him superb sex catered to his specific kinks.

In Toyko, You Can Order Sex Off a Menu

Do you think it’s fun to buy steak dinners for clients and take them to strip joints, all on your company’s tab? Well, imagine being able to “sponsor” your very own geisha! Unfortunately, the privileges of Japanese executives have shrunk with the economy. Since their cocks are as big as ever, they now visit the hooker instead of the geisha. But a geisha is not a hooker; with a hooker, you forego elegance. In Tokyo, red light districts are a dime a dozen. Brothels there are called “soaplands.” They provide menus, just like restaurants, with services that range from baths to slaps across the face. Vaginal intercourse, which is illegal, is not listed; however, it’s almost always available.

One in ten Japanese women have worked in the sex industry during their twenties.

This is according to an estimate that appeared on a popular website in 2011. A geisha is not a hooker: very few women become geisha. Their training takes six years, as long as medical school. Apprentice geisha study the tea ceremony, hostessing, and languages. They are expected to serve at high-powered business functions, helping to create harmony in the atmosphere. Once under contract, the geisha will then help her “patron” to unwind after such meetings, sucking and fucking all the tension from his body. 

Geisha Know Amazing Sex Techniques!

Geisha can bite a man’s dick so that his climax is literally mind-blowing. And she can even sing a ballad after doing it!  This is why a geisha is not a hooker;  a geisha delivers special services, designed to bring her man to new heights of ecstasy.

Can’t afford a geisha? You can always meet a hooker at a love hotel.

In addition to “soapland” brothels, Japan has an abundance of love hotels. You take a working girl there, pay her fee then do whatever she agrees to. Before you go to a love hotel, visit M’s, Tokyo’s famous sex department store. Explore seven floors of porn DVDs, naughty posters, used panties for sale, lingerie, rubber dolls, and fake vaginas! Remember, a geisha is not a hooker, so if you are choosing a dildo for her, get something well-crafted, preferably hand-made.

A geisha is not a hooker. One is Wagyu beef, the other is a fast-food burger.

Of course, sometimes you might just want a quick, cheap bite. However, the love-making techniques of a true geisha are second to none! I am Sheridan, the “geisha” of phone sex chat. Here at Phone Sex Kingdom, I’ll make you feel like an emperor. I’ll even tell you about hot sex positions for your Zodiac sign, as I know about Sizzling Sex with the Stars.

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