Three Things That Are Only True in Porn Sex

Porn sex: who doesn’t love it? I know I certainly LOVE watching porn, especially cum sharing & swapping clips that let me fantasize about cum eating.

Having done a few phone sex videos myself, I’ve become quite the expert on porn sex. While watching porn is super kinky and fun, you might (or might not!) know that real sex is, well, very different. So here are three things that are only true in porn sex!

1) Dicks Are ALWAYS Long and Thick

Yep, you know what I’m talking about. While unzipping a man’s pants, a horny sex doll cums across a huge bulge, which turns out to measure well above eight inches. Next thing you know, she’s riding that thing like a pro and cumming after five seconds.

That’s not quite the case in real life.

Did you know that the average cock measures about 5.2 inches in length and 4.6 inches in circumference when erect? So don’t let sex porn give you a complex! And keep in mind that riding a big dick has its pros and cons (a topic that I’ll address in the future).

2) EVERYONE Gets Off ALL THE TIME!

I happen to be a horny slut and it doesn’t take much for me to cum. In fact my panties are getting wet just thinking about cumming with you, and I can get off in just about any sex position there is.

Some girls aren’t as lucky though…did you know that studies say 75 percent of women can’t reach orgasm from straight up fucking? Those poor bitches… But as you know, there are plenty of other ways to get them off, including oral sex and clitoral stimulation.

And if that’s too much work, you can always call me and I’ll be glad to fuck myself with a dildo and squirt all over the place with your guidance!

3) Threesomes Are ALWAYS Right Around the Corner!

Threesome sex stories in reality may remain confined to the realm of your sexual fantasies but we find them EVERYWHERE in porn. All a guy (or girl) has to do is show up somewhere and BOOM! A steamy, sexy threesome begins.

Unfortunately not everyone is that lucky. But fear not; you can always make your ultimate threesome fantasy cum true by calling two of your favorite phone sex operators. Email me for more details about my two-girl call promo!

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