Tiny cock can fool the best of them in the right pair of panties

Tiny cock wielding isn’t all bad.  Sure, you can’t really fuck pussy.  In fact, when was the last time your dick has even felt the inside of one?  Regardless, as you friend, I have always gotten you to look on the bright side of things, right?  It turns out, there are pros to having a tiny cock.  Well, one.  Just one.  Only one.  Still, it’s a really good pro!  You get to stand in for me when I can’t make a job at the strip club.  Think about it.  I get you in and have you work one night during one of the biggest birthday parties this year, and I only require eighty-five percent of the night’s haul.  It’s win-win!

Here’s why I’m not cheating you

First, you may have the body of a soft, pussy boy but that doesn’t mean you’re not going to need help from the girls in the back.  They’ll take care of you, honey…for a price.  Second, I feel like I’m doing YOU the favor.  It’s not every day Nate Dogg is in town to celebrate his birthday.  All of his friends and high roller wannabes are going to be there.  They’re going to be tossing their money around and getting drunk off of their asses.  That’s easy pickings.  I could easily make ten grand on a night like that.  Unfortunately, I’m working a more…private gathering.  So, I need you to squeeze your tiny cock into one of my g-strings and hustle that booty.  Seriously, if you do well, a thousand of that could be yours.  When have you EVER made that much in one night?  I didn’t think so.

But what if someone notices?

Lol, sweetie.  NO one is going to notice that tiny little pecker.  Look at it.  It’s so short, it doesn’t even hang.  It just sorts of…bobs up and down.  So, the only way anyone is going to notice your tiny cock and coin purse is if you got hard.  I mean, come on.  You may have a tiny cock, but you’re not a faggot, right?  It’s not like you want to grind up against cocks much bigger than yours or suck dicks like a little slut for a few extra fifty dollar bills, huh?  It’s all about the money.  By the way…

There’s a good chance you will be sucking dick.

A lot of it, too.  I’m going, to be honest with you.  Sucking as fucking is where the real money comes from.  Sure you can play it straight-laced and maybe take home a grand (which is only 100 dollars for you), but are you really telling me you would go through ALL of this humiliation for 100 bucks?  Really?  No, I didn’t think so.  You wanna pay your rent this month.  That means your going to have to work those holes.

Holes?  Plural?

Yes, honey.  You’re going to have to be the anal slut I believe you are.  I know you haven’t really done anything with your boy pussy, but I assure you that your clients will take care of that for you.  The minute you mention you’re an anal slut virgin, you’ll have tons of guys lining up to pop the little cutey.  If they’ve got a thick dick that scares the shit out of you, work it with your throat first!  Open wide and suck that cock.

Suck it like you don’t want him to find out that you’re him, too.

And, if someone does happen to find out, suck it so good that he ends up not caring.  Believe me, it happens more than you think.  Some alphas specifically target beta bitches likes yourself because you guys seem to have this habit of sucking like your lives depended on it.  It’s quite admirable really.

So, do you want the job or not?

Let’s cut the crap.  You’re going to say yes.  You’re going to act like it’s all for the money and that you’ve got to pay your landlord, but really you’re rock hard thinking about all of those cocks you’re going to suck while looking like an absolute slut in the process.  You wanna suck all of those more impressive cocks that seem to steal any and every girlfriend you’ve never had.  You wanna have your ass-cherry popped by a big, black python, and you wanna call him ‘Daddy’, too.

So have you accepted the fact that your just a pussy boy who needs an excuse?  Call my phone sex line and let’s see how far you’re willing to go.