Sex Jokes: Top 100 Funniest & Sickest Sex Jokes of All Time Part VI

Sex Jokes # 51-59

What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?

Fucking hot! You gotta admit that’s fucking funny Papi lol



A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?”

Johnny says, “None.”

The teacher asks, “Why?”

Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.”

The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.”

Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?”

The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.”

Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”


What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.



Why do walruses love a Tupperware party?

They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.


What’s another name for a vagina?

The box a penis comes in.



What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?



 Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.


The judge asked me “How does 5 to 10 years sound?

“I said “Sexy.”


What do a pedophile and a clock have in common?

Neither of them goes pass 12.



If the age is on the clock then she is ready for the cock



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