Sex Jokes: Top 100 Funniest & Sickest Sex Jokes of All Time Part II

Sex Jokes # 11-20

I have searched long and extra hard (cock) to compile a list of My Favorite online Sex Jokes. I hope you find these as funny as I do. Warning Some of these jokes a very fucked up, but fucking funny none the less.

 

 

11.

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.”

The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?”

“Pastor, I’m afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,” the young man replied.

“What happened?” inquired the pastor.

“My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there.”

“You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church,” stated the pastor.

“That’s okay,” said the young man.

“We’re not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.”

 

12.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

.

13.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

14.

 What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!

15.

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?

Phil!

16.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

17.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

18.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

19.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

20.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

 

Stay tuned for Sex Jokes #21-100

 

Phone Sex Numbers