Sex Jokes: Top 100 Funniest & Sickest Sex Jokes of All Time Part III
Sex Jokes # 21-30
After hours and hours of research
playing with my clit and laughing out loud, I have finally compiled a list of my top 100 funniest sex jokes lol.
21.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with
“Hey girls, would you like some candy?”
They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood.
There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house.
Once again he offers them candy to go into his house.
In the lounge, he offers them candy to go to his room.
As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
22.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
23.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?
The man.
24.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
25.
What’s long and hard and full of semen? (OMG THIS IS A CLASSIC)
A submarine.
26.
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job will still suck.
27.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
28.
Why did God give men penises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
29.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
30.
What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Stay tuned for Sex Jokes #31-100
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