Great grandma was a horny slut. Why she’s the original phone sex girl.

Great grandma was a horny slut. Take a look at your family tree; who was your great grandmother? Because she may have been the world’s first phone sex temptress! In 1876 there was just one telephone operator, period. Her name was Betsy Craddock. Betsy was one sizzling gal. She’d describe to her customers how she was unbuckling her shoes, then how she was massaging her toes. Also, she’d talk about removing her hat, letting her long hair flowing around her shoulders. OK, there might not have been any mention of wet pussy or hard cock. But in 1876 what she said was smokin’-hot. And I bet she jacked off guys with just her voice!

Then a kill-joy president tried to stop phone sex.

In 1920 Woodrow Wilson passed a law banning “obscene” phone chats. By then phone sex businesses were mostly run by enterprising women. Baby, it beats typing or taking dictation…until Woodrow came along and ruined it. Luckily, FDR overturned Woodrow’s law in 1934. Men were once again free to masturbate as a sultry female voice cheered them on. Great grandma was a horny slut, who paved the way for ladies to become entrepreneurs.

The 1920’s were a roaring time; orgies abounded.

Great grandma was a horny slut. In the 1800’s she was daring and unique. By the 1920’s almost every woman was horny and proud of it. Women bobbed their hair and attended “petting parties” where they allowed strange men to kiss them. Of course, this led to much more than a kiss. A man might slip his hand up a girl’s satin panties and caress her cunt. Her pussy juices would flow over his fingers; when he licked them, it sure tasted better than bathtub gin.

Stag films were the webcams of the 1920’s.

Stag films were very short (five to ten minute) black and white films featuring girls stripping. They also screwed around and gave blowjobs. These films were chaotic and varied from soft-core to raunchy. However, they meant entertainment had evolved. Great grandma was a horny slut; her granddaughters were porn stars! Naughty photos, often called “French postcards”, had been around for a long time. You know the kind: big boobs, soft thighs, bushy pussies. But now–for the first time–guys could watch lusty, busty girls masturbate, kiss, fuck each other, even ride cocks.

A Free Ride aka A Grass Sandwich

This was the title of America’s first hardcore porn film, made in 1915. It was probably shot in New Jersey, by “Will B. Hard.” Get it, lol? Two women are walking along an open road; a man passes them in a fancy motor car. Later, these girls hide as he parks his car and pees in the woods. However, he spots them and engages in several lurid acts with them, including doing it doggy style. Though the cast of this film is unknown, at least one major movie star appeared in early stag films. Does the name Joan Crawford ring a bell? She appeared nude in a film titled, perhaps appropriately, “The Casting Couch.” Grandgrandma was a horny slut-and so was Joan.

Great grandma was a horny slut. She paved the way. Now phone sex is hotter than ever.

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