Hey, Perverts! I’ve never claimed to be a good girlfriend. In fact, quite the contrary. I think of myself as more of a girlfriend cuckold…But I’m finding out I’m a great mistress or courtesan…Does that make certain guys mad? I wouldn’t know, maybe. Is that my concern? As they say, any job worth doing is worth doing well. I like to stick to my strengths, one of which is thinking outside of the box.
There are reasons why I just don’t make a good “girlfriend experience”.
Ha! First of all, I already have a boyfriend and you can tell how that’s going. Is my affection up for grabs? Not really, I mean…For the right guy maybe, but it takes something more than a decent fuck and some regurgitated flattery. My attention is barely up for grabs, but that’s why you love me! I’m a party girl, I can’t help it – I’m always looking for the party. Sometimes that comes in the form of someone incredibly kinky with a fetish I’ve never considered before that I LOVE. But I think my biggest turn on are the smart, strong, silent types….emphasis on silent. Guys I want to talk to are in lesser quantity than the ones I want to fuck…and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.
When it comes to phone sex, I’m a different kind of GFE girl.
If you’re looking for a girl who will coddle you and tell you everything you want to hear, you will be surprised that I have no interest in providing that kind of experience. I’m a girlfriend cuckold, remember? Do I nag? No way. I don’t care. If you don’t know what it’s like to have a girlfriend cuckold, it’s like this: I don’t have time to nag you, I’m too busy playing. You’ll be lucky if I don’t double book our date with someone better. Do you want someone who wants to know about you, will listen, provide awesome conversation AND fuck your brains out?
Great. But here’s the thing that differentiates me from your standard GFE…I generally suck at getting close. It’s not my thing. I’m not looking for that ultimate romantic connection. Do you really think I’m the type who is into pillow talk? Gross. Partner in crime? That’s more like it. Remember this, because I’m not going to spend a lot of time reminding you.
However, if you’re looking for a little bit more grit and mental traction, we can talk.
Flattery, drama, and emotions miss me, but if you want to talk to me about something interesting other than sex, I’m delighted. If you have interests that you don’t have time to share with someone, we can play. I understand, and I can provide companionship with a light, sensual touch. We can have great stimulating conversations about all sorts of topics and incredible phone sex on top of that! If you’re looking for a go-to for intellectual and sexual satiety, I’ll be your most prized mistress. The girlfriend experience per se isn’t really my cup of tea, but if the chemistry is right, we can have something that defies those definitions.
That is the beauty of having a girlfriend cuckold for a mistress, after all…absolute freedom. Can you handle that?