Your girlfriend cuckold tears = crocodile tears, in my professional opinion.

Are you “trapped” in a girlfriend cuckold? Don’t make me laugh. Obviously, I’d hate to do that, especially while you’re crying on the other end of the phone line.

So if you’re looking for brutal femdom phonesex with the bitchy girlfriend of your wettest dreams: congratulations, worm. You JUST found me. All-day I pray to the goddesses for a truly pathetic, weasel-dicked cuckold loser to give me a ring. Are you the cuck-to-be (or currently cuckolded fool) I long to humiliate??

Better hurry the fuck up and call me. I’ve been waiting long enough! You’ve been waiting, too. Unfortunately, the pussy you await is NEVER cumming to you, idiot. Stupider than waiting for Godot and less philosophically deep!

The only thing that’s deep about you is your (utterly fake) denial. Cum on now, if you really didn’t want to be cuckolded, would your internet browser history consist of almost cum-pletely “BBC Cuckold” videos? Maybe I need to take more extreme measures with you.

So, how much can you take? We’re just getting started.

Maybe old-fashioned verbal humiliation won’t be enough. Perhaps feminization phone sex is in order? You’ll look and sound so much prettier after I’m done with you. Not to mention be able to take a cock so much better in all your hungry fuckholes! It’s better to just pucker up, my pretty. Finally, it’s showtime!

We’ll have to start your training with a new mindset, naturally. Whereas you might say previously: “my girlfriend is cheating on me,” you will now be repeating: “my girlfriend is getting what she needs.” What she needs being an ACTUAL cock, of course.

Soon we’ll replace your vault of true cuckold with anal sex stories starring you and your sissy cunt. Sound good, princess? Perfect. Now it’s time to click pause on those cuckolding videos and give me a call if you’re ready to cum (and cry it out, of course).