Embarrassing Sex Stories happen from time to time.

Most Embarrassing Sex Stories happen when I see a little baby dick.

I’ve played with a few baby dicks in my time but I never had one as small as Sam. Okay, his name isn’t really Sam but I promised I wouldn’t use his real name because he has nothing to be proud of. His dick is barely visible, like seriously I could only see it if I got really close. Guys who are 3 or 4 inches have nothing to complain about when they see this guy.

We met online after he sent me an email after seeing my profile on one of the sites I use. He told me all about himself, how he was in his late 30’s and never fucked anyone because he was so small, at school guys would make fun of him in the gym change room and he’s so scared to even ask a girl out because he knows she’d just laugh at him so he jerks off using his finger and thumb. He’s afraid of Embarrassing Sex Stories.

 He’s so alone and can’t take it anymore, he just wants to meet someone who’s okay with him and his tiny dick. I hear this so much, guys are a bit smaller than average and think theirs is the smallest dick ever. Blah, blah, blah. He’d attached a couple of pics and I checked them out then saw that he was a baby dick. It was just a nub. 

 No wonder he’s too scared to date, I’d take one look at him and piss myself laughing. I had to see it in person and told him I’d meet him but only for one hour and he wasn’t allowed to touch me, I was strictly going there for the laughs and Embarrassing Sex Stories.

He was fine with that, he knew this was the closest he was going to get with a hot girl like me. Meeting him at his place he was so nervous that I had to do all the work. I told him to show me his baby dick and he cringed. “It’s small but you don’t have to call it that,” he said and I told him he was right, a baby probably does have a bigger dick than him and it was just an insult to babies. So many sex jokes, so little time….LOL!

His face was bright red as he undid his pants and he must have been so ashamed because he took his time doing it. I got fed up and yanked them down, exposing his little stub. “Oh my God! It’s even smaller in person, how close was the camera when you took the pictures?” I asked and knelt in front of him.

Pinching it between my fingers and twisting it, pulling it forward I tried to stretch it out.

I laughed and took a ruler out of my purse, pressing one end into him as I measured his dick. It barely hit two inches so I jerked him off as best I could then tried again when he was hard.

He was now just past 2.5 inches. “Look at that! You might as well be a woman, are you sure that’s not a big clit or something?” I said as I pinched him. I then hit his dick a few times with the ruler as I told him I’d never date a guy like him and I was going to tell everyone about his baby dick. He gasped and whimpered as I smacked him then made him tell me what a loser he was and how he’d never fuck a pussy with that.

I spent the rest of the hour teasing him and playing with his stub then took some pics to show my girlfriends. He didn’t make me cum but he did make me laugh a lot so I guess it wasn’t a wasted day with a guy.

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