‘TWAS THE NUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
Twas the nut before Christmas & all through the house, blah, blah…the mouse. So, stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that the fat fucker soon would be there.
The whores were worn out & snug in their beds, with visions of Johns dancing in their heads. The head of the whorehouse was wearing her strap & had just taken her nap.
When she ran out of dope she threw such a clatter. I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. I’d grabbed some rubbers and flew like a flash. I bent her over and tore into her snatch. Now, what to my wondering eyes should appear? But, a tiny-dicked dude & some drunken reindeer.
That little asshole was lively and quick. I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. More rapid than eagles his cock did cum; and, he whistled, and shouted, and screeched until numb! “Oh, Joey! Oh, Joey! My sweet, little Vixen! I’ll never be satisfied ’til our cum is mixing!”
I rode him on the porch! And the top of the wall! Now, join in everybody. CUM ONE and CUM ALL!” With more cum than a wild hurricanes fly. And we fucked without conscience up to the skies. Over the housetops our voices they flew. With the sleigh full of CUM, and that fat-fucker too.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle. And, away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight; so, “Happy Fucking to all, and to all a good-fucking-night!”
To all the Happy Fuckers out there. MERRY CHRISTMAS 2016!
So, Do You Need Me to be Naughty…or shall I be NICE?