The Love Boat Promises There Is Something For Everyone.

The Love Boat theme song is stuck in my head today.  My favorite little lady would force-feed me re-runs of shows such as Cheers, Dukes of Hazard, Dick Van Dyke, I Love Lucy, Bewitched, The Love Boat, and more.  “Love is exciting and new.  We’re expecting you!”  My grandmother sings the lyrics of the theme song in a very seductive and sultry tone.  She turns into Jessica Rabbit or Betty Boop and performs all of the theme songs for me.  Oh, how I miss this sort of live entertainment.  No karaoke bar shall ever compare.  So I’m going to have to make more visits to my little fireball.

My grandmother (Tereza) is the original cougar.  She will take my man if I don’t watch out.  Tereza still takes time to grandparent cum slut train me.  Whether it be classical literature or her favorite shows, there is always a lesson to be learned.  The biggest lesson was big titties are a woman’s best friend.  The bigger the batch,  the more of the guy’s attention you will have.  He wants to rest his head on them.  Suckle at them between puffs on his cigar.  Play with them and scissor them with his fingers.  Nurse on them after a long stressful day and he simply wants to feel the comforts of your lovely chest.  A woman’s buxom is better than therapy.

Love, Life’s Sweetest Reward!

Lustrous flowing hair, Dolly Parton tits, an itty bitty waist, and a set of smoking hot lips that don’t pop off like hot fish grease but rather clap back with wit and charm allowing the smoke to settle and your cock to rise.  Watch me pucker up and take a drag on a Marlboro with an extra filter so I don’t burn my fingernails.  Puffing away at an acid blondie by Drew Estates as I sip away at your manhood.  Feel me reenact scenes from the most romantic shows, posing as the prototype of beauty.  All the while circumventing your love for romance and the comforts of love.

Take a ride with me on the Love Boat if you dare.  Love is life’s sweetest reward.  On the Love Boat, romance and adventure is in the air.  Let me take you to a mysterious country where being an exhibitionist is normalized.  Join me on the Love Boat for the best Swinger’s parties you will ever find.

I’ll Play My Part

Mommy phone sex is what I’m serving you from my cabin.  Let me breastfeed you, and pamper your bottom.  Better yet, let me be your watersports instructor or naughty housekeeper.  Maybe even your bottle girl that tops you off just right.  Who knows what is bound to happen on the Love Boat, when you are dealing with a first-class heaux like me.  There is so much excitement above and below deck you may simply disregard that starchy bleachy smell.  It may or may not be what you think it is.

 

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