“Suck your own cock” I said to Jeff. I knew he couldn’t no matter how hard he tried.

“Suck your own cock” was basically my last stitch offer to get Jeff to leave me alone. Apparently, a simple no wasn’t working. Me being a huge bitch wasn’t cutting it so I gave the little fucker a shred of hope when I made that outlandish offer.

Jeff was this pathetic weaselly looking guy,  honestly, I use the word ‘guy’ pretty loosely here. I had more use for my coffee table than I did him.

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“Did you just say ‘suck your own cock’ to me, Aly?” Jeff asked. “I did. Hell, I need a good laugh today and I know you can’t suck your dick, but go ahead and try.” Chuckling, I sat back and waved my hand at the floor. Try he did! Stripped down and naked on the floor with his legs over his head, he tried to suck his own cock. The grunting and groaning had me in a fit of tears.

“Haha, you’re so fucking desperate. Look at you! You’re not gonna be able to suck your own cock, just give up already” I laughed.

The fact that I do humiliation phone sex came in handy talking to him. “Wait, you didn’t say I couldn’t use anything. Jeff ran out of the room and came back holding a tube from the vacuum. He squirted some lube in it and got back on the floor in the same position.

Jeff put his sad bitty dick into the lubed up tube and started sucking on the other end with his mouth. He managed to even rock his hips in and out of it. Jeez, he was fucking and sucking his cock in a vacuum tube. I mean, you don’t get any lower than that!

There was no way this was gonna work, only it did. Cum dripped out of the tip of the tube. When he sat up cum flicked off the tube and onto my feet. I think he did that on purpose, I knew he had a foot fetish. “Ew! You got your nasty fucking cum on my feet, Jeff! Lick it off, it’s all you get, you cheated. I said you had to give yourself a blowjob!” He did lick my feet, not once did he complain that I wouldn’t fuck him. Licking my feet was enough for now.

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