Stories About Sex: Top 3 Health Reasons Why You Should Cum Every Day

Stories About Sex: Do you recall learning about the various health benefits of cum eating? Well it’s time for another lesson. Did you know that getting off was actually healthy for you? Yes – time for some slutty doctor sex therapy!

Guess what, dirty boys – there are a multitude of real medically proven health benefits to calling ME for raunchy phone sex, stroking your cock and releasing a nice stream of warm, creamy jizz. Here are my top favorite three reasons why you should cum EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. No excuses allowed!

1) Boost Your Mood by Blowing Your Load

Feeling cranky for some reason? Irritable? Is your wife or GF being a complete cunt? It’s perfectly natural to associate a shattering orgasm to feeling happier. Or to blow some steam by blowing your load. Right?

It turns out you’ve got science to back up that (very) happy load! When you cum, your hot bod releases a plethora of chemicals that make you feel AMAZING. I’m talking about chemicals like serotonin, dopamine and endorphins, which are linked to raging high levels of happiness, excitement and contentment. Translation: your mind gets off as well.

So grab your dick and yank that anger into a jet of warm, delicious cum!

2) Smother Stress by Choking the Chicken

Stress can be a major buzz (or boner) kill. Right boys?

It’s not just the above fucking chemicals that get released when you cum – while hopefully listening to my stories about sex or fucking some college girls or other sluts. Oxytocin also dissipates through your bloodstream every time you cum. Oxy-what? Think of it as a stress killer. And NO stress makes EVERYONE happier and hornier!

Definitely a win-win situation!

3) Beat the Common Cold by Beating Off

Last but not least: jerking off heightens your levels of cortisone, a.k.a. – strengthens your immune system. Getting sick sucks ass (unless you have a smoking hot doctor or nurse to take care of you).

So why not take preventive measures when you can?

As you can see, naughty boys and horny men, cumming MORE can improve your entire fucking life! So get off your ass and call me at 1-888-413-5974. Whether you want to hear more stories about sex, true sex stories, have a crush on your step sister, or are just looking for insanely hot taboo phone sex, I guarantee you my mouth will give your dick just what it needs!