Sidechick Appreciation Day
How did you sexy men treat your sidechicks last night? I know I had a great day yesterday with “my” man. Yes, I have always had a thing for married or other wise taken men, so I’m pretty used to getting treated to Sidechick Appreciation day. If you don’t know what that is I feel bad for your sidechick… She can do better. Allow me to give you a little breakdown.
First off, what is the definition of a sidechick??? Urban Dictionary (one of my favorite sources lol) says: the other woman; also known as the mistress; a female that is neither a male’s wife or girlfriend who has relations with the male while he is in another relationship. I know, I know. I’m not the most popular chick with the women in town, but I have a vital role in your life. Whether your significant other is aware of me or not, I am just as much in a relationship with you as she is. Lets dig a little deeper.
Why do men have a sidechick?
In my experience, men are always looking for that girl that they can really be themselves around. You can’t spank and call the mother, or future mother, of your kids a slut while your hitting it from behind. They want the naughty girl that they couldn’t bring home to mom, but they damn right well has the better time. They want the girl who will go out on the town and have a blast while their wife is home baking cookies. I hate commitment, so being this girl has always come naturally to me.
Never forget to show appreciation to your sidechick. This is the most important and why, although we know we can’t spend Valentine’s Day with you, we expect a little something extra the day before. After all, why in the world would you want to piss the woman who has the ability to send your whole happy existence spiraling out of control? You may think you have the upper hand, eating your cake and having it too, but your sidechick is really in control. Happy wife happy life, and happy sidechick happy family. Never forget it.
Now go and show that sidechick some appreciation!