I don’t believe men think about sex more than women.

Personally, I think about sex at LEAST every seven minutes. If I don’t masturbate first thing in the morning (or have an orgasm in some other way), I’m in a bitchy mood all day. Usually, around the middle of the afternoon, I realize why I’m cranky: “Oh shit, I forgot to masturbate. Duh!”

Masturbation is the best stress relief there is, except maybe physical intimacy with another person (or persons, if you’re extra lucky). Guided masturbation phonesex with me is sure to relieve your tension, too. Having an excuse to masturbate multiple times a day (not like I really need one) is one of the many reasons I love my job. Ready to “de-stress” together? I am!

According to (probably male) “experts,” men think about sex more than women and “naturally” have higher sex drives. I think that’s bullshit. Believe it or not, I’ve always had a higher sex drive than people I’ve dated. Trust me, I found it just as shocking as you do. My ideal relationship = having sex at least once a day, ideally much more. For me, energy and desire are connected. Fucking gives me energy like nothing else does.

Do you feel misunderstood or unappreciated sexually? Whether you’re in a relationship or not, I want to hear about it. Even a gorgeous, young, witty, and passionate phone sex operator like myself struggles with sexual compatibility in relationships. Sad but true. Let’s bond over our shared struggle . . . and then, you know, get off together!!

I have NO LIMITS and absolutely fucking NO TABOOS. Try and shock me, I dare you. You need to talk to someone who “gets you” and so do I. Don’t be shy. I’m right here, waiting for your call. 😉

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke