Sex Jokes: Top 100 Funniest & Sickest Sex Jokes of All Time Part VII

Sex Jokes # 61-69

How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

 

61.

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. “What are you doing to my mother?!” The boy screams at his father and runs out of the room. Soon the parents hear screams coming from the father’s mother’s room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. “What are you doing to my mother?!” the father screams. “It’s not so easy when it’s your mother is it?” says the boy

62.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

 

63.

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

 

64.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.

65.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

66.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.

67.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

68.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

 

69.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

 

Stay tuned for Sex Jokes #70-100

 

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