Sex Jokes, Very inappropriate but absolutely hilarious!

Sex Jokes, Very inappropriate but absolutely hilarious! Have you ever had that one friend that could turn anything into an inappropriate sex joke? Well, I am that one friend, I mean it’s just too easy sometimes. It’s like people set me up for the joke too. So I thought you could all use a few good laughs at some inappropriate jokes! Even if you’re into the kinkiest of things during phone sex, I know you will enjoy some of these jokes I am going to tell you.

  1. A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
    He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
    She says “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies.
    So she opens the door to the vault and inside is all the sperm samples.
    The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks
    at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back.
    “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well.
    Finally, after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says
    – “See honey – it’s not that hard.”

Sex Jokes, Inappropriate laughs are the best!

2. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20’s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round, and firm. In her 30’s and 40’s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s and 40’s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

I hope you enjoyed those jokes and tho I didn’t write them but I thought they were funny as fuck. I hope you got a good laugh and I look forward to having some of the best phone sex I have had all night! Call me ;)!

 

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