Rule 34 impregnation is a really real thing; I’m not surprised by that. After a deep dive into PornHub and, I was shocked to see all of the pairings, however. If any of this makes sense to you by the end, congratulations, you’ve been to hell and back. You, therefore, may qualify for a veterans’ discount so please inquire on your next call with me. And now… we soldier on.

Rule 34 Impregnation Defined

So I’m going to just go ahead and pretend that you have no idea what Rule 34 is because you’ve never been on the internet a day in your life. According to Wikipedia:

Rule 34 is an Internet meme and slang that states that, as a rule, Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic. The concept is commonly depicted as fan art of normally non-erotic subjects engaging in sexual behavior. This art can also include anthropomorphized non-human subjects.

Basically, if you can think of it, porn has been made of it. And it doesn’t matter if they are related – or even have the correct anatomy. To be fair, it doesn’t even matter if they’re the same species or live on the same planet or in the same universe! (I’m looking at YOU, Furry Wonder Woman fucks Thanos and his octo-gummy dick. Say WHAAAAT?!)

Of course, you know what “impregnation” is, otherwise, you’re too young, so why are you even allowed on the internets and where are your parents?! Combine the two and you have Rule 34 Impregnation where virtually any paring of fantasy characters goes into making a baby together.

Frigid Bitches Do What?

Some of the earliest Rule 34 Impregnation content I ever remember seeing was Bart Simpson knocking up a panting Marge or Lisa. They’d have their tongues out, and their bellies full of his cock. It always seemed odd to me how all of them would be yellow except for the head of his cock because it would always be pink. I have no idea why it was always pink and I have no idea why it was always Bart and never Homer. I guess guys doing drawings related to Bart more than Homer which makes sense. Homer has better things to do than draw Rule 34 Impregnation porn.

More recently, I’ve come across Elsa and Anna shemale/lesbian impregnation porn. It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense in terms of Disney cannon. In fact, it doesn’t make any sense comparatively, but don’t let it be said that heteronormativity is the wave of the future. Inclusivity is where it’s at and this Rule 34 is hugely popular. It seems to me that Elsa is invariably the dominant one of the two and she often knocks up her younger sister, Anna. Sometimes Elsa will impregnate her while she is already full of a baby herself. This is not a transgender positivity statement. I think it’s about two horny sister sluts, who may or may not have dicks, fucking and sucking, and being pretty. Not so much “fuck the patriarchy” and it is “fuck the achy pussy.”

Create Your Own – For Fun and Profit!

Have you ever considered writing or drawing your own Rule 34 Impregnation porn? There’s a lot out there, but the world almost certainly would be interested in your story. I was working on a story just the other night with a super hot friend of mine. I could star in my own off-brand Lara Croft porn. It’d be called “Lara Soft: Womb Raider.” The treasure deep within the temple is a magic vibrator that gives super orgasms to anyone that possesses it. As a result, it’s TOO powerful and in the wrong hands could do real damage. Hidden away for centuries, but I locate the magic. And wouldn’t you know it? Lara Soft has to fuck my way through a maze of horny guys. The temple falls as I escape with the magic vibrator. I disappear into my bedroom never to be seen or heard from again.

Although, I will emerge for more batteries!

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