Rate My Cock, Inc ™ – Another Training Day

As you may remember, all three handsome young guys showed up for the first day of training at Rate My Cock, Inc ™ as expected. They always do. They were eager to get started. After touring the facility we returned to the conference room to start training.

I gave each new recruit a Rate My Cock ™ training manual that was larger than you might think. Starting with page one, we reviewed the criteria we use to rate mens’ cocks.

Cock sucking etiquette

The next section is very complex and very important. It plays a big part in determining the Rate My Cock, Inc ™score. Sometimes encounters are negotiated in advance and guys know exactly what is expected and what is off limits . But often this is not the case. It is a good practice for a guy to be on his best behavior at first and then respond appropriately when the individual sucking the cock gives cues and/or permission to be less polite.

Rate My Cock, Inc ™ – Porn as an education

You’re watching it anyway. Why not make your Porn Hub watching time twice as productive? You can use it to learn new techniques and to improve the ones you already have. But be careful. Some cock sucking videos may feature unrealistic expectations. It may be done a little more aggressively than you would in real life. At least at first.

Also, porn actors have much more stamina and have had a bit more practice than you’ve had. Well, maybe more than some of you. The point is that they are professionals. You shouldn’t expect to be able to match their lack of gag reflex or be able to perfectly replicate their techniques. But, if you keep those limitations in mind, porn can be a great way to learn.

Eye contact

A man receiving oral sex can expect several levels of eye contact, depending on the situation. Women are generally taught early on that men like for them to make eye contact. If a guy just provided a partner with a mouthful of his dick, there are a few options he may encounter.

If the mouth he has just filled belongs to the love of his life and the father of his surrogate born children, then a lot of eye contact is appropriate. But a one time hookup has different rules. In this situation, guys expect little to no eye contact.  This is especially apparent when you consider the popularity of glory holes and dark video arcades. If a guy is receiving a blowjob through a hole in the wall, eye contact with him is not even possible.

And a final word on eye contact. Any gentleman who maintains an uncomfortable amount of eye contact and ignores social cues to stop is definitely a serial killer. One should obviously end the encounter and escape the maniac’s gaze as soon as possible.

Talking while getting head

Talking can be a good idea or it can be completely unwelcome, depending on the situation. Men should ask themselves this question: “would I want to be talking to this person if my cock wasn’t buried inside their mouth?” If the answer is yes, then he should say whatever comes to his mind, within reason. However, one should never feel pressure to be chatty. Don’t speak in porn clichés or exaggerate enjoyment too much. If the answer is no, then just relax and enjoy quietly.

Being a little aggressive

There are a few things a guy might wonder when considering cock sucking etiquette. “Should I push my partner’s head down?” Or “maybe I can push it down just a little bit?” Or more directly, “how hard can I thrust my cock down their throat?”

In the right circumstance, it’s likely that the cock-sucker will not only mind but welcome head pushing, gagging and other aggressive behavior. But you have to find out first. If one isn’t expecting it, a cock suddenly shoving in and out of their mouth can be startling and pretty unpleasant. But once it’s established that it’s welcome, a guy can and should feel free to do all of those things.

Fuck yeah – I’m about to cum!

It is important to warn the guy who has your dick in his mouth that you are about to climax. He gets to decide, at least the first time, whether or not to pull the fuck away before getting hit with that man-surge. Otherwise you will be giving them the surprise that no one wants.

How long did it take?

A guy should aim for not too soon and not taking too long. Neither disappointment nor exhaustion is a desirable outcome. An average time is 5 minutes. Significantly less or more that will result in lost points.

Thank you to the awesome Roger K. for your insight into all things Grindr and glory holes.

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