If you’re looking for a phone sex therapist who really, TRULY has no taboos and no limits: guess what? You just found me. There is NOTHING you can say to me or that we can do together that is “out of bounds.” And our naughty imaginations are going to cum up with much more interesting scenarios than those mere sports metaphors have to offer!
Men are discouraged from pursuing traditional therapy.
Even in “progressive” circles, no one has transcended the patriarchal society we live in. Sure, men taking care of their emotional and mental health by seeking therapy may be somewhat less stigmatized than it was fifty years ago. But the truth is anyone seeking therapy is likely to be asked: “Well, what’s wrong with you?” People make assumptions because culturally, mental health issues are treated differently when it comes to “illnesses.”
There’s no wrong reason (or one right reason) to seek a phone sex therapist.
I’ve seen therapists myself throughout my life. Finding the right therapist is harder than dating. And the therapist’s office itself, as well as their behavior towards you, the subject, can sometimes feel stuffy at best. Even other hotlines that aren’t specifically phone sex might leave you feeling like the person on the other end of the phone isn’t truly interested in what you have to say.
Maybe you recently had a breakup and just need someone to vent to. Someone who does think you’re sexy and “boyfriend material.” That person is me. We can talk about all your innermost thoughts, and with me you can always say ANYTHING. I solemnly swear on my phone sex hotline to never, ever judge you.
It’s nice to have someone you can visit with on a regular basis who is another sane adult and reminds you that you’re not crazy, there’s nothing “bad” about your feelings and thoughts. Because guess what? As your phone sex therapist, I can assure you: there isn’t! No matter what they are. And we can talk about all of them.
Our therapy “office” exists in our imaginations.
And since it’s not a “real,” physical, material “office,” we can do ANYTHING there. There are no limits and no taboos during our call/your “intake session,” or any other session.
I am primarily a dominatrix, but our therapy session doesn’t have to involve me “humiliating” you for whatever you’re bringing up during your visit. But if you do want to air some especially dirty laundry and have me act like a VERY non-traditional phone sex therapist? Well, hey, I’m definitely here for that. Humiliation therapy phone sex calls are some of my favorite calls of all.
“Normal” therapists are supposed to sit across from you, click their pen, say “mmm hmmm” thoughtfully, etc. I’m not a “normal” therapist. I can be much more hands-on and less “professional.” Being more interested in devaluing professionalism is one of the many reasons I prefer being a phone sex therapist to a “real” therapist, anyway. I want to beat most shrinks over the head with a copy of the DSM. I’ll scrutinize you in a way that makes you feel pleasantly probed. You know you want to go under my microscope. Don’t you?
And during our therapy session, you can see what’s underneath my white coat.
How can I expect you to bare your soul to me without letting you see what’s underneath my big white doctor coat? It’s more than likely I’ll be joining you on the fainting sofa eventually. But in what capacity? Will I clinically jerk you off while we look at images that “trigger” you? Or do you have something more “niche” in mind? As your phone sex therapist, I want to know.
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