WHO ELSE WANTS CUM SOAKED SHEETS FROM A WHORE?
CUM SOAKED SHEETS are a must once you’re over a certain age and if you’re a whore? Oh, forget about it. Kinda like a badge of honor around the way. But, if you get yourself tied down to one person, that’ll happen less and less, Darlin’. Here’s how to prevent that and continue leading the life of a whore extraordinaire! First thing is, you gotta have a hard-driving appetite for sex. And not just sex. ALL kinds of sex. Especially the deviant kind. Mmmmm.
You gotta be willing to lie with the straightest of faces and you’ve gotta be one cool cucumber. Like the first time, my husband asked me why we only have ivory-colored sheet sets. And with the poker face I have, I calmly stated, “Because, they match with everything, Darlin’!” I continued stirring his dinner.
Stepford wife, anyone?
Above all, I fuck all the men in town and any travelers who may stumble upon me. I get them inside my fine, lavish and loveless home, then straight up to the boudoir. There’s a special bit of pleasure in seeing his head (any man’s head) on my husband’s pillow! I know, I’m a bitch! So?
I savor the smell of a man. A real man that is. Little bitch-boys deserve what they get! I get sidetracked. A fine black lover or another white man with a worthy piece of meat and I suck them down, body and soul. First, I lick, then slurp as my spittle begins to run. Then, I suck up and down the shaft and over his tight, heavy balls. I drive my tongue straight into his ass!
I’ve got to make ’em cum!
I let ’em drain, but I try my damndest to catch every tasty drop, but occasionally it gets away from me. Ever notice how much easier cum stains are to hide on ivory colored sheets. Believe me! I’ve got cum soaked sheets. Furthermore, it makes my heart go pitty-pat when every time he throws the blankets and top sheet back and squirrels in for the night.
I smile dutifully at him as he asks if the housekeeper’s using some new fabric softener. Ha! He’s just smelling other men! “I don’t know, Darlin’. I’ll be sure to inquire about it with Lilly.” You know, as a basic rule, I love the truth, but this truth would kill him. Not that I’d be altogether against that either. However, we have one helluva prenup, him being a fancy lawyer and all. So, I’ve gotta keep him alive and happy for quite a few years yet.
In the meantime.
I keep those cum soaked sheets rolling along. He seems very happy. For one thing, he slinging that dick around his office, while I keep the home fires burning bright. All I’m still needing is YOU, Darlin’! Do you think I can’t tell what you’re thinking? ‘Damn! When can I move to that neighborhood?’ Uh-huh. You’d be here daily like the rest of ’em.
I know you’re touching it, Darlin’, but you would climax so much stronger with a partner. So, for the Best Phone Sex, you can never go wrong with an experienced whore with an undying appetite for your cock. Why don’t you give me a call for some mind-blowing masturbation phone sex with me? If you haven’t heard, everything’s better with Dixie!
