Cum Coffee

If you are anything like myself and not a morning person, coffee is as vital as oxygen. Although there are numerous flavors, blends, milks, creamers, etc. I find the best coffee is made with love. And by love I mean cum and by best I mean Cum Coffee.

A few years ago I became somewhat of a health nut. I stopped eating all my beloved junk food and became a lover of alternative vegan options. I swamped cow’s milk for coconut milk. butter for coconut oil and “fake” for raw options. In doing this I have noticed such a difference in my everyday life. Over the course of a few years, my body has truly become a temple and only displayed positive outcomes from these big changes. One thing I was not able to cut was coffee. So in an effort to find some healthy alternatives to my morning lifeline, I came up with a healthy and organic version of my favorite pick me up. I now want to share my recipe in a remixed version that is the perfect morning after drink đŸ˜‰

Yields 1 Cup Serving.

Cook Time: Up to you đŸ˜‰

 Ingredients

  • 1 cup fresh hot coffee
  • 1 tablespoon fresh semen
  • 1 tablespoon raw cacao (enhances mood)
  • 2 tablespoons coconut milk (increases sex drive)
  • 1 tablespoon honey (increases stamina)
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon (increases energy)

Pour fresh, hot coffee into a cup. Add cacao, coconut milk, honey, and cinnamon. Whisk until frothy. Add fresh semen and whisk once more, and serve immediately.

Disclaimer
*The donor must be healthy and free of all STD’s.
*The receiver must not be allergic to semen.
*Do not mix semen into cola drinks, there is a chemical reaction that cause coloring separation.
*It is a crime to put semen in someone’s food or drink without their permission.