Have you ever tried making a cornstarch pocket pussy?

Or are you asking yourself, “What the fuck is The Queen talking about?” I know I know, it sounds crazy… and messy… and weird. But trust me, a cornstarch pocket pussy is the awesome and cheap alternative to a fleshlight/expensive sex toys, making jerk off time with your favorite phone sex operator (me!) that much more fun.

It might sound hard but it is actually a really simple project. Essentially all that you are going to do is make a mold for your cock using a few simple ingredients and tools that are probably already have lying around your house. If not, you can pick them up from the grocery store– and VOILA! You have your very own pocket pussy to fuck, perfect your technique with and have some fun!

What you need to make a cornstarch Pocket Pussy:

  1. A microwave safe glass large enough to stick your dick in
  2. One cup of cornstarch
  3. Two cups of water
  4. A stick (wooden dowel, something like that) that is slightly smaller than your cock
  5. A microwave
  6. Refrigerator

Here’s step by step instructions:

  1. Put one cup of cornstarch in the empty glass
  2. Add a cup of water and mix thoroughly
  3. Add a second cup of water and mix thoroughly
  4. Place the mixture in the microwave and heat it for one minute
  5. Remove the cup from the microwave and let it solidify.
  6. Once it has solidified make a small hole in the center (using the end of the stick) and microwave it for another 30 seconds.
  7. Remove from the microwave and place the stick into the hole that you made, slowly pushing it in until it is about 3/4 the way into the glass. Leave it there.
  8. Place the glass (with the stick still still in it) into the fridge to set for 40 minutes.
  9. Once it has finished cooling, remove the stick and it is ready to use!
  10.  My favorite step… call my phone sex line at and JERK FOR ME!

 

The Queen