Fuck yeah you can! I buy it all the time to keep trim. I was holding it one day before I prepared it. It got me to thinking…this could make a very cheap, last resort kinda fuck toy.

So how can someone fuck a squash? At the very top of said squash cut a hole into it a little smaller then size of your cocks circumference. scoop out some of the inners…not all, you wanna feel that slick sensation when you slip into it. Cut off a small portion of the bottom to have it heat evenly.

So you have two options for warming it up: you can nuke it in the microwave for 10 minutes, push some fingers into it and check the temperature. Heat more if you want your fake pussy hotter. You can also bake it. Put your oven at 350 for about 7 minutes. Again check to make sure its not too hot or too cold. If it’s too hot, let it cool down.

I say make this a lunch or dinner event. Lube up your cock with some butter and slip your meat inside! Get creative, don;t just sit back and fuck yourself with it. Like in my last How To Masturbate blog, I did mention using your bed as a nice fuck toy. Take that squash and wrap it up in a bag, put it between your mattress or even your sofa cushions.

Then close your eyes and imagine its me bent over taking it as hard as you can pound!



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