Looking for the best girlfriend experience phone sex? I’m looking for you.

Claiming to do the “best girlfriend experience phone sex” might seem a little cocky of me, right? People have always told me I have a “flirtatious personality.” Small talk doesn’t turn me on. But someone looking for an interesting (and potentially even meaningful!) connection definitely gets me wet.

Despite specializing in humiliation phone sex, I am very much a romantic at heart. I kinda find it cute when callers are shy at first, especially if they are “phone sex virgins.” I was a phone sex virgin once, too, you know! I still remember my first caller. He was very sweet, and it was almost like he was the “operator.”

To me, the best girlfriend experience is like audio sex stories that are personalized just for you and me. Oh, and that is written JUST by you and me. In other words, the kind of “stories,” things, dirty talk we can only tell each other.

I love having someone I can really, truly say anything to.

And if you do have a wife/girlfriend/significant other/etc, calling me doesn’t detract from how much you value and desire them. At least, it doesn’t take away from your IRL relationship in my opinion. Maybe you can confide a secret fetish to me you’re trepidatious about sharing with the person you share a bed with every night? That’s totally okay and actually not uncommon, believe it or not.

Or maybe you want an unbiased “third party” to process your lady “problems” with? Probably your ladyfriend wouldn’t suggest a call to a no taboos phone sex operator. But having someone to just “process” with honestly isn’t going to hurt anybody. Almost nothing you could share with me will shock me, I promise. And most of all, I’ll never judge you no matter what we talk about. Because I want to really hear you.

I’ll keep all your dirty secrets if you keep mine. Maybe we can even make up some new ones together.

Just because I’m (by conventional standards) a “10” or whatever doesn’t mean I don’t have my own share of shitty dating experiences. Other people are underwhelming. Expectation leads to disappointment. Well, unless you’re calling me, that is! I can’t wait to fulfill your wildest fantasies and maybe even shock you a little bit. Doesn’t that sound fun? Seems like commitment-free fun and the only 100% safe sex possible.

I’m all the FUN parts of a girlfriend, none of the bullshit. And by bullshit, I mean petty mundane everyday fighting about money and other less interesting things. I want to hear about your fantasies. I want you to make me cum. And I really, really want to make you cum. But specifically, I want you to cum hardest for me. I want to satisfy you like no one else can. It’ll be our little secret, yeah?

Because I like keeping your secrets. And because I like listening to you. Above all, I’m going to give you my cum-plete attention as no one has yet today when you call. Maybe, like no one has in a long time.

If you’re looking for a phone sex operator who isn’t reading from a script, guess what? You just found me. And I’m just one (ACTUALLY no limits, ABSOLUTELY zero taboos) call away! So, what are you waiting for? I’ve been waiting to meet you.