Anal Sex — No, I won’t be the one on the receiving end.

Anal sex is fun, but there’s a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it.  If you automatically think that, just because you have the penis, you get to be the fucker, you are quite mistaken, my cutely naive boyfriend.  You’ve got to earn the right to pound my ass and, frankly, I haven’t seen you do one thing that makes you deserve such a privilege.  I, on the other hand, have.

I’ve had to wear the pants too many times this week

Remember when you carelessly forgot your wallet when we went out and I had to buy all of the food and drinks myself?  Remember how I had to talk down that group of guys who wanted to beat your pussy ass up?  You were close to pissing yourself.  Remember that strapon my girlfriend bought for my birthday as a gag gift?  I think it’s time to break it in.

Don’t make me force you

I’ll do it.  Believe me, honey, I can take you.  I’ll force you down on that bed and force fuck you all night.  You might want to fight it at first, but you’ll eventually submit if you know what’s good for you.  And, if you somehow do manage to overpower ME, well then I’ll just get my girlfriends to hold you down.  Imagine that.  Not only are you getting fucked by a big, nine-inch monster, but you’re getting fucked in front of all of my hot girlfriends.  They might even join in.  I definitely don’t my sharing my disobedient boyfriend with my sadistic friends.  It’s up to you, honey.  You can either lie there and let me love you like a good boyfriend, or you can do things the hard way?

Which of these anal sex stories will it be?  Call my phone sex line and tell me!