If a lady’s going to get a cock, it might as well be a thick shemale cock, right?

Let me tell you about the sort of thick shemale cock I want.

I don’t really care about length whatsoever. What I crave is girth. I want a coke can sized cock. Really, a Bad Dragon-esque cock. When I fuck a guy, open his legs and push inside, it’s not about depth for me. It’s about how wide I can stretch him. I want him to feel me for days later. Plus, that hole gaping wide open, pulsing when I pull my cock out? Perfection. Nothing gets me more aroused than that.

That’s why I want a thick shemale cock. I say “shemale” because it’s not a trans thing for me. I’m not a guy, and I don’t want to be. I don’t want to give up my pussy for a hard trans cock (though one sucking on one is delightful!). But I don’t yet have another word for it, and I’m stuck using that one I’ve found in porn. (BTW, if you have another idea on what to say instead, shoot me an email!! I’d love to hear terms that are less controversial or far more creative!)

Picture It With Me

So I want you to picture my cock with me. Let’s make it average, the statistical 5.5 inches. Actually, let’s make it 6 inches, just for all you hungry cocksuckers reading this. Really, I know you’ll be drooling over thinking about it. Then, after we’ve got the length, let’s look at the girth. At least a coke can wide. Maybe a little wider, because I like my guys to really feel it. Plus, I love the way their ass spreads on my cock.

Next, think of the skin. There’s foreskin, simply because I know I’m the horny sort of bitch that will play with it when I’m having some solo time. Also, there’s a little extra you can do with your tongue if there’s a foreskin. And I’m super clean, so I’d keep it that way. But I know foreskins can be a sensitive topic for guys, and what I’d want for myself isn’t always what I’d want for a partner!! Please don’t worry about if you are cut or not– I have yet to meet a cock I would not suck.

If I could make it so, my cock has a couple of veins down the side. A few that just throb when my dick gets all hard and purple. When my cock is stuffed inside my playtoy’s mouth, those veins help me play. I trace them with my manicured fingertips until I reach his mouth. Then, I plunge my fingers in. I want to feel his lips stretched around my cock. But also, I want to feel his tongue as it worships and licks the head of my cock. Only once I know my playtoy is struggling, drooling over the girth of my cock, will I call him a good boy.

Giving My Good Boy His Reward

I spread open his legs, leaning down to lick his hole. So, before you take something, it’s gotta be wet, right? So I lick it. I put my tongue around that tight pucker and spit right on it, massaging that ring of muscle. My partner groans at first. Then, he opens his legs and his ass just relaxes.

It takes a lot of work to give a good boy toy my cock. After all, I don’t want to harm him. (Hurt him? Just a little, to make it feel good). So I use my fingers to spread him open. Plus, a ton of lube doesn’t hurt. He might need several ounces to take me!! But before long, I’ve got him stuffed full of four fingers as I spread them apart.

He pushes back on me, needy slut. And of course, he does. My fingers are nice, but my wrist tapers inward. His cock is dripping while his mouth is pleading with me to give it to him, to let him have it, to please, please, please mistress!!

I understand. He needs something that can keep him full and stretched all over, equally.

Something like my thick shemale cock.

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