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All I Want For Christmas Is Impregnation Phone Sex!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,

Not a headboard was squeaking, no sexual acts all about;

The cocks were still hung just tucked in their beds,

In hopes that dear Santa would bring them good head

The horn balls were sleeping and wet dreaming;

While visions of little sluts fucked in their head;

And this mild in her nighty and stockings at that,

Had just settled my brain for a long winter’s nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what’s the matter.

Up out of bed I ran, it was him I was certain,

Tore open the shutters and pulled away the curtains.

The moon on my big breast gave highlight to my beauty,

I hope he knows I just want that Santa booty,

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a giant sleigh and eight stocky rein-deer,

With a sexy old driver who would not cum quick

I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.

He knew how to fuck and I just loved when he came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

They all hurried to the air and started to fly;

Then up to my rooftop they mounted their feet

Surly he would not climb through the chimney—

Santa had his very own key!

I got ready for my St. Nick ready to please him,

Knowing this time it would be hot Impregnation Phone sex,

That is right for Christmas I wanted his little jolly baby,

Some people would say I was too horny and crazy.

As he came down that chimney wearing his big red suit,

It was enough to make me horny and soaking wet to boot.

So on my knees I went like a little milf whore,

Sucking his cock getting ready to score.

As he groaned and moaned his belly shook like jelly,

His cock grew harder and I knew he was ready.

I was seducing my Santa that is all you should know;

Leaning him back on the couch this would be quite show,

I rode him jumping, my tits slapping and bouncing,

He was happy it was me that was doing the pouncing.

He grabbed my ass and turned me around,

My heart sank into my stomach, I was going to get it now!

He grabbed my hips and he gave it to me hard;

Shoving himself in and out of me, we were the perfect porno greeting card.

When he was ready he asked where he should cum,

“I want it inside me when you’re ready to be done!”

Just like that I could feel his load,

Squirt to the back of me like a water hose,

I could feel his magical swimmers as they fought and rose;

Right to my eggs where they fertilized all those.

I wanted his jolly baby, that I have already said;

After sweet Impregnation Phone Sex – I was off to bed,

The next morning I woke was this all in my head,

A soft flutter from my belly, he would soon fly the sled.

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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