I think we should have some Pokemon porn games.

I’m no stranger to anime sex flash game, but I’m not imagining Pokemon porn games as simple click flash games. I do appreciate the flash games out there, but I’m picturing a Pokemon game more along the lines of allowing a trainer to fuck or be fucked with Pokemon. Most flash games are focused on sexy trainers. In Pokemon,  trainers aren’t the point of the game. I’m not looking for sexy women (or hot men) of the Pokemon universe to be fucked. I’m talking directly with the little creatures themselves.

After all, according to the games themselves, Pokemon and humans used to marry. And given that so many Pokemon are humanoid looking, it’s no wonder people have been thinking about fucking various Pokemon. The Pokemon Company knows it. 

I mean, look at recent official artwork for Machamp:

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Tell me that isn’t a bunch of women trying to wrestle or grope this clothing-wearing Pokemon.

Or what about the sexy bunny Pokemon, Lopbunny? It’s got hips, and thigh high boots.

Clearly, the Pokemon company knows about these fetishes, given the official art above. There’s no other reason to have adult woman thinking with their pussies when groping a muscle-bound humanoid Pokemon. There’s no other reason for Lopunny to be designed with thigh-high books. Why not capitalize on it with a game for just for adults?

Ideas for a Porn Game

Think about it. In Pokemon porn games, you could catch and train a bunch of sexual deviant Pokemon, work on your friendship bond, which would evolve into a sex bond, if you wanted. Level up your Clefairy, earn its trust and then have your avatar fuck into its plush body. The things are pink and soft- practically pussies already. Lots of Pokemon present as female-coded to our adult, human eyes. So take that Jigglypuff and really let it blow on your avatar’s cock. Maybe Machamp helping out your mother is actually fucking her on the down low. Maybe some gym masters, like Blaine, like to get one out by sheathing his cock in Rapidash’s warm body.

If game creators were really smart, you could download custom video or minigames of fucking your favorite Pokemon for a small fee- maybe $2.99. Think about it: you could have a minigame where you watch your cock give a Kangaskhan another child. You could even have a Likatung wrap it’s long tongue against your cock, balls, and hole if you wish. Hypno could help you by seducing other trainers, or other female Pokemon, and letting you partake in that variety of pussy. What does a Weepinbell’s mouth feel like, I wonder? It looks nice and slick and pink inside.

Or are you a girl?

Certainly, it’s not just about men.  There are lots of Pokemon for ladies. Tangela? Please. I can easily imagine those sweet vines wrapping around my legs. Tangela would easily slip those slick tentacles inside me.  With a little bit of clicking, I could be fucked in all three holes if I wanted. Finally, warm vines would just keep snaking up inside my cunt until I gave up and came.

Honestly, it’d be hard to fit Ekans inside of me. But I’d love to take a ride on that tail, slipping and sliding out. A Probopass will tongue at my clit and make me cum all over his mustache.

Whether or not it’s sexy to you, the demand is there. Give us our Pokemon porn games.

 

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