This Is One Of The Funny Sex Stories I Can Remember

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I have some funny sex stories. Not a doubt, most people have several in fact of things that turned embarrassing in one way or another. This friend of my brothers was always coming on to me but I just wasn’t interested in him. He was a nice guy, but he just wasn’t my type. One weekend he was staying over at our house since he’d had too much to drink and didn’t want to drive home. And I was walking past the doorway of the room he was staying in. I happened to glance in and my God, the tent he was pitching in his underwear was a sight to behold. I literally was standing there with my jaw hanging open staring at it.

I’ve Always been A Bit Of A Size Queen

I’ve always been a bit of a size queen. And when I saw his swollen member just standing at attention like that and him asleep and totally unaware. I just couldn’t help myself, I walked in and closed the door. My parents and brother were asleep, and I sat down on the edge of the bed. And moved my hand to his hard shaft and it was as hard as rock. I pulled down his shorts at the front and his cock sprang free. He was still asleep. I started to masturbate his hard cock and he began to breathe heavier. Soon he woke up with this look of surprise on his face. But he settled back and I placed a finger to his lips to let him know to be quiet.

I Gasped At It’s Girth And Let Out A Squeal

I stood up and removed my clothes, as I did that he got out of his shorts. And was laying there on his back with this over nine inch cock standing up. The tip was glistening. I straddled him and spread my pussy lips open and sank down onto that shaft. And gasped and let out a squeal at its girth that was spreading me open. Funny sex stories often take place out of the blue, spontaneously. And this was certainly one of those times! I rode up and down on that magnificent cock. My clit rubbing against his cock and getting me closer and closer to orgasm with each rocking motion I was making.

My tits were bouncing and his hands on my hips were guiding me back and forth. It felt wonderful to be so filled with his cock. He was a grower, not a show-er, since he didn’t sport any huge bulge in his pants. But this cock, it was glorious, and it was in my pussy making me feel wonderful.

As my family sleep in nearby rooms. I bit my lip as I came and my pussy contracting around that wonderful cock milked him to shoot his load inside of me. And I loved every second of it. He wasn’t the most handsome guy, just average looks wise. But that above average dick more than made up for it. I don’t think I’ve had a bigger cock, and I knew I wanted it again. My hunt for big cock has led me to more than a few funny sex stories. But it’s always nice when something can happen unexpectedly and turn out so well. This was sure one of those times.

Sexy LiL Dana

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