Embarrassing Sex Stories: How Anal Sex Made Me Fart Out Cum!

Embarrassing sex stories can be, oh SO humiliating, but I’ve been told this particular story is kinda funny, and somewhat even hot.

I was just about nineteen years old and had never had anal sex before. Jake, my bf at the time, was obsessed with my ass. We would often slip fingers into each other’s assholes when fooling around and fucking. Cumming with two fingers lodged in my tight little butt with his tongue buried in my cunt would inadvertently make me cum really, really hard.

So it didn’t take much convincing from Jake’s part for me to bend over and tell him to fuck me in the ass.

Feeling his throbbing cock enter my ass deeply was a strange sensation at first. But soon enough, I was ramming right back into his cock, wanting more and more. So far so good… Well….not quite.

I certainly didn’t think that having anal sex would end up as part of my list of embarrassing sex stories!

Jake didn’t last very long. I guess my virgin ass was squeezing his dick a little too tightly as he pounded me from behind. Cause next think I knew, a big warm load of cum shot right up my ass, filling it nice and deep.

Even though it took me by surprise, it actually felt pretty fucking amazing. In fact I almost came right there and then, except that the doorbell suddenly rang.

Jake swore and got his dick out of my ass as I sprung to my feet.

“I forgot,” he said, “my Mom said she’d swing by.”

“Your MOM?” I hissed, reaching for my bathrobe. “NOW?”

We bickered for another ten seconds before stepping outside, me in my small silky robe and him in a pair of gym shorts.

“Oh hello, Carmen,” his Mom despicably said, giving me the up and down. I rolled my eyes: the old cow had never approved of me.

I smiled sweetly. “Hello Mrs. –”

Then everyone heard it. A loud farting noise. It came from ME. And sure enough, I felt a glob of cum trickle down my thigh. Another noise soon followed. Then another.

I was farting cum out of my ass.

“Good heavens,” Jake’s Mom said, trying to gauge what the hell was running down my thighs, “what on Earth –”

Meanwhile Jake was doing everything he could not to burst out laughing.

“Excuse me,” I managed to murmur before making a run for the bathroom.

In retrospect, that was probably a bad idea, as it made loads and loads of more cum forcibly shoot right out of my anus. When I finally stepped out of the bathroom, after sitting on the toilet bowl for a few minutes or so, Jake was there laughing like an idiot. His Mom was gone and there were puddles of cum EVERYWHERE on the floor.

The End.

I told this story at brunch once to some friends while sharing our embarrassing sex stories and mine certainly made the top!

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