The best cock rules to abide by!

Cock rules are not to be broken, if you want to have a good time. There’s all those running jokes and comedy movies with scenes about a girl walking out if a guy’s dick is too small, or sometimes she’ll even point and laugh at it. Sometimes the rules are a little more unwritten, like the color and shape of the cock.. I love playing around with them, and of course I’ll try anything twice, because once isn’t a ‘fair try’ in a lot of situations. So, twice it is. And I’ve had my fair share of cocks and enjoyed one specific variety, the big black cock kind..so that leads me to rule number 1.

If the cock’s not over 8″, it’s not fucking me.
No, I don’t care about your 5 “and a half” inch dick. I don’t care how many times you say it’s fucking average. I don’t care if you’re 6 inches, rounding up to 7, or 7 inches and “when very turned on” you assume 8 inches. That’s not the way it works, buddy! Do I look like a charity? Does my pussy say anything about volunteering my time and happiness? Absolutely fucking not. Eight inches or bust. Asses like this don’t talk to tiny cocks like yours.

If it’s black, even better.
This kind of piggybacks on the first rule, right? I mean.. I’m not biased or anything, but all but one of my fuckbuddies have been black. I tried a white fuckbuddy once, but he broke Rule #1 with his 7 inch cock. Decent, but always left me wanting more. So I’ll save myself the hassle. Black cock or no deal. Those black guys sure know how to get what they want.. And if they can rough me up a little, even better, I fucking need it rough. And as much as I love doggystyle, I need a black cock because they’ll fill me up from behind, no questions asked..

Come play with me.

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