Blumpkin?

I still remember the first time a guy asked me for a blumpkin.  I laughed so hard and was so fucking confused.  Why in the hell would a guy want you to suck his cock while he takes a shit?  I’ll tell you why.  Because it feels fucking amazing! I’ve never been the girl to turn anything down and I love to try new things sexually.  I had already experimented with potty play, so why not try a blumpkin?

Blumpkin blow job is the absolute best

Okay, okay I know what you’re thinking… What kind of girl would say okay to a guy shitting while she gives him a blow job?  I have never been a conventional girl.  Of course, the smell was terrible and at times I felt like my eyes were water from the stench and not the cock making me gag.  I felt kind of grossed out feeling his body tense up as he pushed the shit out.  Of course, there was a time I wanted to say “fuck this” and be out, but the end result was amazing. I’ve never seen or felt anyone shoot their cum so hard in my life.

Seriously, I have never had a guy cum so hard and so much before!

 Have I mentioned what a cum slut I am?  When I felt the flood gates open and that stream of cum filling my throat, I knew a blumpkin wasn’t so bad.  My man was so satisfied and my belly was full of the hot creamy load I craved so desperately.  Yes, it was a little degrading, but sometimes a little humiliation can be a turn on.  Sometimes a girl just needs her face shoved down hard on a cock while the scent of shit fills the air.

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