I love everything about summer — going to the pool and lathering on a nice thick layer of sunscreen, finally getting to wear my sluttiest short shorts again, and ESPECIALLY all the picnics!

My signature dish requires a dedicated helper. First, my little sous chef has to do all the boring parts of cooking, like cutting ALL the vegetables. Better make sure they’re perfectly diced, bitch! And you know I love to see you cry while you chop those onions. Don’t you know that the secret ingredients behind the most delicious dishes are blood, sweat and tears?? Well, your tears, anyway . . .

Once he’s done with all that, it’ll be time to prepare the MOST important item on our picnic menu: your cock! Have you ever jacked off in a hot dog bun? I bet you have, you fucking pervert. And if you haven’t, I bet the idea of slathering that stiff cock of yours in EVERY condiment in the fridge for me makes you hard as fuck — doesn’t it?!?

If you’re new to food play or CBT, the hot dog trick I’m going to teach you is a great way to “get your feet wet.” Well, it’s actually going to be your DICK getting all wet, getting cum-pletely SLATHERED in all those tasty sauces and yummy toppings! Mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard . . . and if you’re ready for Level 2, we can go ahead and pour the SPICY mustard on there too!

How much can you take? Ready to find out? I have a feeling this is gonna be the best picnic ever . . .