Suck My Dick Heaux! You Good For Nothing Heaux!

Suck my dick heaux!  Take this cock like a champ!.  You don’t need to breathe!  Open up! He proceeds to slap me with his cock!  It isn’t even hard yet; more like semi-flaccid.  In my head, I’m like WTF!  So, I roll my eyes and tell him to stop playing as I push his weenie out my face.

Trying to control my face, I smile and taunt him.  Oh, baby!  You don’t have to be so aggressive with that old man dick.  You’re not hurting anything around these parts, nor beating it up.  Maybe you should work out more to get your circulation flowing. (Giggles) I proceed to get up and he hits me with his cock again.  Now, he is tapping my forehead with it, and I spit on it and scream, “there’s your lube, now don’t bring that thing back to me until you’re ready!”

He goes to the garage to tinker with his favorite gal!  Oh, yeah she perdy!  A 58′ Buick, fully loaded with whitewall tires and a white hard drop-top.  His phone dings, and it’s a pic of my hot pocket.  I put a Norform in for my body heat to melt and have him thinking he did that.  Then I sneak into the garage, pour him a glass of Blanton’s bourbon.  No ice, no chase.  Just tits out, ass out and my mouth is full of ice.

As it would seem like he would be ready, but he wasn’t.

Damn it!  WOMAN!  Make your mind up!  Do you want to give me a heart attack or do you just want to tease the fucking HELL outta me!  Grabs my hair.  Drags me to the chair in the corner and sits me down.  Grabbing the back of my head, he whales: “SUCK MY DICK HEAUX! ”  Again, I act like I don’t see it, but he tells me to open wide like a good little heaux and suck his dick heaux.  Be a good little cock sucker and suck my dick heaux.  Then he pulls me up to my feet, grabs my wrist to pull them around my back and leans me over the Buick.  I toot my ass in the air, and tell him to fuck me.

The power struggle is on!  He won’t fuck me!  I just wanna get dicked down!  Now, why won’t you just give it to me, nice and hard?  Dang blasted old man, don’t never want nothing but some damn head.  As soon as he enters my hot pocket he blows his whistle and I’m left with my dildo and the showerhead to please me.  Always hollering, “suck my dick heaux!”  “Heaux where’s my breakfast.”  “Heaux, you ready for this deep throat exercise?”  Most would say, he is verbally abusive, but I am a heaux.

If his dick would stay up longer than 2-minutes, I wouldn’t have to pretend that I was hanging with the girls, but getting dicked down instead.  If he wasn’t so good looking, I wouldn’t masturbate so much.  I reckon, he got too much pussy in his younger days and now his dick don’t work no mo!  He won’t admit it either.

He says he is rock hard, but it feels semi-flaccid.

I mean, like WTF!  You wasting my time!  If he gave it to me like he is supposed to, I’d cook again.  Maybe if he made me bust so hard my period came down and I transmuted into some cosmic sexual realm, I’d pray for him again.  Then again, he should just shut up and stop asking for sex until he was ready to give me the business, I’d take him seriously.  Dickmatize me, and I’ll submit to your every wish!

Erectile dysfunction is no joke.  Eat right, keep your circulation pumping, stay STD free, and see a damn doctor if need be.  If I wanted to cum in your mouth, I’d go get a girl!  I like dick.  Don’t just like it, I LOVE DICK!  I’m a cock sucking champ.  I don’t need to breathe, take my breath away!  Every now and then, I just wanna get boned.  Chop that pussy up and rain in it.  No toys, no reservations, just fuck me into ecstasy!

Come make my toes curl at the Phone Sex Kingdom.  Dick this heaux down and slap me around a little.  Make me feel how good that dick is.  Say: “suck my dick heaux!” Hear me tell you that I would if it was stiffer than a weenie straight off the grill and more. Don’t be afraid, it’s my job to push sex like a dealer pushes drugs come get this medicine.

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke