Allergy season was in full swing and I was sneezing non-stop when my lover Brett called me to tell me he was coming over with beer.  I hated to pass up a cold beer but I told him my allergies were killing me and I wouldn’t be great company.  He came over anyway and produced a six pack of porter ale which I promptly started to guzzle down.

We sat on my couch together and talked.  Every ten seconds or so, I let out a big sneeze.

“I think allergies are all in the mind.” Brett said as he tapped his temple with his finger.  “It’s a mind over matter thing.”

I scoffed and said, “Bullshit. Look at my eyes.  They are itchy and puffy and I’m going to sneeze my brain out any moment, I’m sure.”

“I think you just need a distraction.”  He promptly got on his knees in front of me and pulled up my sundress.  He quickly pulled my panties off and I was suddenly in the mood for a distraction.  I stretched out on the couch and placed one foot on the floor and the other on the back of the couch and watched as Brett licked his lips and got ready to dive right it.  When he was about an inch away from my pussy, I sneezed.  He stopped and looked up at me.

“I’m sorry!” I said.

“Bless you.” he answered.

I nodded and scrunched up my face as I felt another sneeze coming.  It came, followed by two more.

Brett smiled.  “Awesome!” he said, “Your pussy juices spray out at my face every time you sneeze!”  He dove in and started to eat my pussy wildly.  I closed my eyes and moaned but of course, the pleasure didn’t stop me from sneezing.   Whenever I let out a sneeze, Brett got a splash of cunt juice and kept licking me clean.

“I HAVE to get my dick inside of you!” he announced suddenly, pulling his dick out of his shorts.  “Your pelvic muscles are contracting every time you sneeze and I want to feel that!”  I laughed at his excitement.  He was like a kid about to ride a roller coaster.

He slid his cock inside me and only had to wait a few seconds before I started to sneeze again.  “Oh yeah!” he said each time.  Not only did my pelvic muscles contract, but my whole body also jerked and shuddered with each sneeze and Brett was enjoying his new thrill ride.  He pumped his cock hard and fast inside me, moaning louder each time I sneezed until he pulled his cock out and spilled his cum all over my pussy lips.  He shook his cock at my cunt a few times to be sure to get all of his jizz on me.

Brett discovered a fetish he never knew he had.  He came over every day until my allergies subsided and each time he fucked me was better than the last.

There is no fetish or fantasy that you have that we can’t intensely enjoy together.  You will be glad you called me… I promise.  

Sabrina – your sneeze fetish queen.