Sloppy Joe Was They Name And Giving Blowjobs Is They Thang

Sloppy Joe is they name.  Since transgenders wish to be referred to as “they” instead of he or she I will use the pronoun they and them.  So, Sloppy Joe is quite messy.  As a man, he was like Manwich.  As a crossdresser in transition, he was a bit more organized and polished in an effort to be more lady-like.  Sloppy Joe will forever be they name, and let me tell you why.

Why Do You Call Me, Sloppy Joe?

As a man your khaki’s never seemed to fit.  You had bedhead, and couldn’t mind your business.  Sloppy Joe, you are just like the dish.  The messier you are when you give head, the more fulfilling and appetizing you become.  The more sauce in that sloppy joe and the meatier thereof, the more delicious.  The more head you gave, the more feminine you became.

Sloppy Joe’s Head Game Is Wild

I honestly thought I was a dick-sucking champ until I went to a Swingers party and met Sloppy Joe.  They refer to themself as Joline like the Dolly Parton song, because they’s agenda is to take your man.  Well, honey, boyfriends don’t count and I love to share the fun in a little sex game for three or more.  Then one day you came along with that Joe.  Bringing all the latest novelty toys, the juiciest lips, and the most slobbery wet mouth!  Oh, that mouth works wonders with hydration.  Lips moist, throat drenched in loads of cum, toys, and additives to make your tongue swirl, vibrate, and extend the lick.

Sloppy Joe, they used to call me a human shop vac.  You are less of a Kirby or a shop vac and more of a pot of sloppy joe.  The longer the cock marinates in your throat, the freakier it gets.  You will pop that sauce everywhere, and no one seems to care.  Your sloppy joe sauce is seasoned to perfection.  I like a little onion, garlic, ketchup, brown sugar, mustard powder, Lipton Onion Soup, Lawry’s Seasoned Salt, and green bell pepper added to mine.  Cum swapping and snowballing with they is like going to the World of Cocacola blindfolded or eating from every yogurt dispenser as Sweet Frog with your eyes closed Beavis and Butthead style.

Plush Lips Like A Pussy

They has plush lips like a primed and ready-to-be pleasured pussy.  All swollen as if Sloppy Joe has been using one of those Kylie Jenner lip kits to plumping them or had lip injections to magically have the Angelina Joelie lips without all the daily fuss.  Old duck lip ass Joe!  Smackin’ those thangs on 12-inch oversized clitties in the copy room, the stall in the restaurant, and under my boss’s desk!

So, I had an attitude and Joe told me I need more dick in my life.  That we should go find our Boe and let him reset me after he takes my breath away from banging my throat out all nice and proper in the back of an Uber.  Would you like to play that fantasy out with me?  Let’s roleplay and I promise I won’t gag unless that’s what gets your trouser snake active.  That goes for shemale phone sex as well.  So cum slurp up this phone sex fantasy with me and watch me work!  

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke