Bet you’ve been scouring the ‘Net for self-quarantine survival tips, haven’t you? You’re not alone!
Self-quarantine survival is something that many people are grappling with right now. Everybody’s bored, frustrated and stressed out. After all, most of us are stuck at home with very little to do. Even more challenging is the fact that you’re practically having to social distance yourself from the entire world.
What’s a horny person to do? I have a solution for you!
You need to talk to your favorite college girl, of course! Whether you need a secret, quick release or some college girl GFE, I’ve got you covered. What is GFE, you ask? For those of you who are new to the concept, GFE = Girlfriend Experience. Although your Wicked Angel is your favorite kinky phone sex goddess, that’s just one facet of my personality. Sometimes what you really need is someone to talk to, am I right? However, let’s not forget:
A major part of your self-quarantine survival plan should be … wait for it … SEX!!!!
Well, duh. Obviously, social connection is very important, especially during these crazy, chaotic times. It shouldn’t surprise you that I’m suggesting S-E-X, right? Although my suggestion may seem counterintuitive or even dangerous at the moment, getting your rocks off is absolutely crucial for your mental and physical health.
Sex is good for you and should be an important part of your self-quarantine survival plan, don’t you think? Even under unique circumstances such as these, there are safe ways to get your needs met. In other words, you’re seeking a hot release (or several, why settle on just one?) with ALL of the perks and NONE of the risks.
To clarify, you need someone who can connect with you on all levels, not just sexually. You’re looking for a virtual companion with whom you can share the details of your day.
Even better, imagine an uninhibited girlfriend who’s craving the opportunity to take care of ALL of your needs without ANY strings. Sounds good, doesn’t it?
Another key point to remember is that all of your secrets are safe with me. Furthermore, I’m trained to maintain the strictest standards of privacy. Do you have deep desires and no one with whom to discuss and explore them?
Conversely, perhaps you’d like to tell me all about your real-time girlfriend or wife, along with how horny you are because you must observe social distancing from everyone and everything for now. In fact, I’d love to hear all the things you’re aching to do with her (and with me!).
Just need to chat? Call me just to de-stress after a long week. We can discuss whatever’s on your mind.
Those of you who have already spoken with me know that I’m warm and personable. Equally important, I am able to converse intelligently about a variety of subjects. A college girl who just completed her Master’s degree in psychology and is now working on her doctorate, I also can be a listening ear and sounding board for whatever life concerns you might currently be grappling with.
Do you simply need to unplug for a little while? You’re not alone. Indeed, everyone is searching for relief from all the ongoing stress out there.
Are you craving a connection with someone who cares and understands what you’re going through right now?
Perhaps you’re looking to chat *and* play. Now that you’ve let off some steam by talking about whatever’s on your mind, we can easily do both. Are you craving sensuous, passionate lovemaking? Look no further, your sexy virtual girlfriend is here!
On the other hand, perhaps it’s time to get down and dirty instead. Want some examples? Fantasizing about making me your cheating trophy wife? Or perhaps you’re looking for some sissy training rules? Mmm, or maybe you’re in the mood for kinky sex games with yours truly!
Looking for someone who will put you FIRST, without any of the complications you may be experiencing with the people and situations in your life? The most important thing to remember is that this is YOUR special time and I am all yours.