You’ll pray for the days of ruler beatings during our religious phone sex fantasy call.

A religious phone sex fantasy call would be the answer to my prayers — and yours. Weird sex fetishes and “recovering Catholicism,” here we cum.

In our role play I’m the nasty nun tasked with somehow leading you to salvation. You’ll be-cum the unholy, unforgivable sinner desperate for my divine intervention. You are unclean; am the mouthpiece of God.

Allow me to turn your attention to a passage that will cum up often under my tutelage:

“But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him [her] the other also.” – Matthew 5:38

Only God could love a wretch like you. What does that mean if the God of Catholicism is an angry and wrathful one? You will learn this and find the answers you need during our religious phone sex role play call.

Do you know where you will spend eternity? I am here to show you. I am here to remind you that hell is real.

Devout Catholics realize no amount of repentance will ever wholly absolve their sins. Therefore they know they must accept any punishment God throws their way. Or, in your case, you must accept any punishment deem necessary. Just because absolution is inherently unattainable doesn’t mean you shouldn’t strive for it!

While he may work in “mysterious ways,” my belief system manifests in a highly material, physical form. May God have pity on you, because you will experience no such thing during my strict repentance regimen.

You will beg for mercy, though. Are you ready to cum ask for forgiveness? Bring your rosary. It won’t save you . . . but hearing you cry while reciting the Hail Mary for the 15th time will amuse me!

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