Lovers, let’s talk about your cock size. I know it’s on your mind every single day.

How do I know this? Because you tell me! Maybe you’re proud of your nice, big cock or you’re ashamed of your tiny little peanut clit. I’ve seen all kinds – shapes, sizes, cuts, colors, you name it…and the thing it seems every man wants to know is…Love it or hate it, what do I think of their cock? Well, I’m going to tell you what I think about cocks. Because I know you know that cock size matters…but what you didn’t know is that I can humiliate any size cock!  

 

As a teenage girl, my first experiences were with some very well-endowed older boys. Because of this, I thought every cock in the world was at least 8 inches, thick, pretty and hard as a rock. I was getting my tight little pussy pounded by these big boys so regularly that I just assumed there was nothing else out there. It’s true that big, fat cocks can take you to another plane of reality if they have a good stroke. But if you fuck like a robot, it doesn’t matter what you’ve got in your pants, you are still worthless!

 

Don’t get me wrong, the first time I saw a small cock, I was horrified.

I didn’t know what to do with it – if he doesn’t know what to do, what the hell am I supposed to do? If a guy has an eeny teeny little weenie and expects me to do all the work, he’s entirely useless to me. This is why pathetic, sad tiny dick men who cum too quick are despised by women everywhere. He knows he can’t satisfy a woman but he still wants to shoot his sorry load everywhere. This, lovers, is why the climax must be denied unless I am satisfied. You have to please me first. If you can’t, I might make you do tricks for me until I’m satisfied with your effort. Even then, I won’t touch it. You have to jerk your little peanut in front of me and present that pathetic little cum wad to me.  

 

Average-sized guys looking for SPH? All is not lost for you – it doesn’t have to be small to be un-fuckable! I can still hate your cock! Is it skinny? Gnarled? Stupid looking? You cum too quick? You fuck like a 12 year old? Being a Goddess with beautiful cocks at my disposal, I love to do something I call All Penis Humiliation! Crooked, bumpy, small head, sideways hole, upside down, inside out? I’ve seen a lot of cock, and I’ve got your number. Surprise me! If having your cock humiliated gets you hard, it doesn’t matter what your cock size…where there’s a will, there is definitely a way!

 

Want to talk about it? Step right up, don’t be shy! Let the freak show begin! 

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