Nerdy Teacher Sex Stories: The Cock and Ball Experiment

Teacher sex stories – yes it’s time for another one of my geeky jizzicist lessons! Are you UP for the challenge (UP being the operative word)? So take your cock out and let’s begin!

Nerdy Teacher Sex Stories: Part I

You pick up a hot girl at a bar who takes you back to her place where she undresses you feverishly. Since you’re a little drunk and feeling kinky, you let her tie your arms and feet to the bed. Next thing you know, she reenters the bedroom carrying a tennis ball and a bowling ball. She approaches you with a devilish grin and explains that you are at her complete mercy now.

It seems you’ve made an incredible bad decision this evening (or maybe a great one, if you’re into that kind of thing).

She stands up on the bed and holds both balls at the same distance above your exposed cock and balls. (Yes, you get a great view of her pussy lips but it’s really NOT what you should be focused on right now!). Laughing diabolically, she tells you to pick which ball she’ll drop. If your goal is to minimize any type of pain, do you pick the bowling ball or tennis ball?

Enjoying these dorky hot sex stories? So far, pretty easy, right? Move on to Part II!

Nerdy Teacher Sex Stories: Part II

The tennis ball weighs 59 grams, while the bowling ball weighs 14 pounds. How much more force will the bowling ball exert on your precious package?

Hint: Recall Newton’s Second Law and stick to one type of units! 

Nerdy Teacher Sex Stories: Part III

Regardless of your answer, the hot sadist lets go of both balls with a malicious grin. Which ball hits your dick first?

Time For Your Rewards!

So you’ve made it this far – congratulations! And you’re still alive! Maybe with a bruised dick? Lemme kiss it and make it all better for you!

Which questions did you get right?

Answers to parts I & II get you 5 free phone sex minutes on your next call (15-min or longer). Add part III and I’ll throw in a free college girl porn video (or anything else you might like) for your next call!