More Horror Porn Fun for Another Lusty Halloween!

You need more horror porn fun, don’t you? Sometimes, those filthy dirty tales drive me to squirt! Especially after the holiday passes! There’s always so much lust that over-flows for weeks after! First, I check on all the Halloween Dads that happily take my candy while they’re out with their Trick or Treaters! And I’m thirsty for my payback. It’s been a long time cumming! Slurp! It’s time for my wild side to cum out. The exhibitionist strikes again!

I’m known around these parts for my sugar. Wink. Men (and some women) flock around my house to feed and be fed. A bit of quid pro quo! Every year there are so many more horror porn flavors, and since I am a universal donor, well, I can feed the masses. But, just a taste. I wouldn’t want you to get hooked.

Planning a Purr-Fect Halloween Night.

For some, the scares happen only on that night. However, for me, more horror porn fun starts at midnight on Halloween. Right when everyone is snuggling down in their homes and checking candy, some husbands are still lurking in our neighborhood. They’re looking for candy… they’re looking for ME! They’re looking for my special brand of porn fun!

My back door is open and I’m waiting for you to CUM inside. If you play well, you may even get more horror porn than you’ve ever known! It doesn’t take much to join with my merry band of misfits. All you need is a stiff dick and no conscience! First of all, we’re not hurting anyone. Right? Besides, I’m not taking the job away from a happy, dick-sucking wife at home, now am I? We both know she does the bare minimum these days. Look at me more like an overflow worker. Doing all the shit she doesn’t love doing anymore.

You Have Becum More Horror Porn for Her!

So, why not give the job to me? I’ll never cause a problem for you. I’m just a naughty little minx who knows how to keep a secret and swallow hard to protect your happy little home. Fill me up, and then leave me to clean up the mess. That’s what more horror porn mischief is all about! Furthermore, I’m your one-stop-shop for every kink you have. Imagine a filthy neighbor who only cares about making you pop! Well, that’s me!

So, I’ll continue to smile and wave and drive the carpool of kids 2 days a week, just like always. Moreover, I kind of love being in rotation. Do you think we don’t ALL know that our husbands are fucking all of us? Oh, we DO, Baby. And we DON’T want to up-end the happiest neighborhood around! So, we aim to make explosions! Tease us and PLEASE us! Then, call me for the kinkiest Halloween phone sex around! You need more horror porn with me! Take a risk and walk on the WILD SIDE! You will be a better man when you let the REAL you cum out to play! I’m waitinggggg!

Kiss kiss.

Just Joey

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