Missed Covid Opportunities.

Missed Covid Opportunities. A phrase everyone must be familiar with at this point. You meet a girl or boy before the pandemic. Things are going smoothly. Suddenly the pandemic hits and their job/lifestyle maybe compromises you. All in all, there is nothing sexy about that. Am I right? What is sexy is holding on. Holding on and keeping in touch with that one person that makes your pussy so fucking wet. Those people are definitely out there. I met one, actually. He was so handsome; I simply couldn’t resist. There is one catch. We haven’t had sex yet. But I’m here to tell you the phone sex we’ve had…

“Hi, I’m Ben.”

“Hi I’m Avalon…” Do you live in Miami Beach?”
“Yes… I see on your profile you’re a local and actually I’ve seen you bartend”
“Oh, I hope I gave you a nice experience….”
“You most certainly did, you’re beautiful you know…”
“Oh, thank you…have we met?”
“We have, but you were very busy working. I remember you. You were so graceful and sweet.”
“That’s so nice of you to say, can I see your pictures to lubricate my memory?”

Sends pics.

“Oh, I do remember you. I was very busy, but I remember thinking you were very attractive.
“Thank you, I would love to see you again”
“I would love that too, except covid seems to ruin everything, particularly meeting someone I want to see.”
“Maybe we could chat while on the phone.”
“That could be great…”
“Call me in five?”

Ring Ring…

“Hello.”

“Hi, Ben?”
“Yes, it’s Ben… Wow, you sound even sexier when there isn’t a crowd surrounding that voice.”
“Ha, that’s sweet, there is a certain tranquility of being out of bars and talking one on one.”
“Yes, I agree. I was upset at first. And you know…it does make it particularly harder to meet people.”
“Yes, except the sexiest person I’ve met yet has been you…and not at your bar.”

“Besides us being face to face…It nice and quiet now.”

“Oh,  but you don’t know too much about me…”
“Oh yeah? I know your favorite show of all time is Battlestar Galactica… Furthermore, I know your favorite sushi is Uni…”
“Hahaha, yes this is true…”

“I would love to get to know you better, furthermore, all your kinks.”

“Well, we can’t meet up in real life.”
“ However, I would love you to pretend I’m there.”
“You mean like a sex call?”
“Maybe.”
“I am attracted to you, and you make me feel very comfortable, so I don’t see why not.”
“When I hear your voice, part of me just thinks about missed covid opportunities… then the other part of me thinks, I met you, and that’s amazing.

“Missed Covid Opportunities are more just for sex, but you’re beautiful.”

“I agree. I’ve had some missed opportunities, but right now all I can think about are those strong arms wrapped around me.”

“I would love to tell you some oral sex confessions.”
“And All I can think about is your large breasts pressed against my bare chest while I kiss you.”
“And me reaching down while I touch you?”
“Yes, you grabbing me while my tongue slips inside you.”

“I’m touching myself, but are you?”

“Yes, I’m so hard thinking about those pouty lips.”
“I can’t wait until this is all over…. I just want you so badly.”
“You’ll have me…finally.”

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