I am the kinkiest anal whore in The Kingdom.

This is a fact that I state without a single hesitation or doubt. I got started young on the butt stuff and now I just can’t resist it. I’m a super kinky anal whore – You best believe I mean it! None of that vanilla stuff around here, baby. I don’t just mean anal sex either. That isn’t freaky or kinky in the least. I wonder what all we can put inside. 

My kinky anal whore training started very early in life. 

As is typical with most phone sex girls, my younger years were filled with all sorts of naughty adventures. I remember fondly the first time my Daddy put his cock inside of my ass with Mommy right behind him, guiding the way! She spits on her hand and runs it along my tiny cute bottom. We must get that hole nice and wet for Daddy, right? Anally losing my virginity to him was everything I could hope for as a total Papa’s Girl.  

Kinky anal whore babes like me want to get fucked all the time. 

All of my holes can be yours! Oh my god..is it an inflatable buttplug?  That feeling of it stretching me gaping wide is my fetish ultimately. It seems like I am going to leave a surprise behind and all over it- hope you like smelly chocolate. Pump the ball attached and make it as big as it can go! 

While we are having hot phone sex together, I like to fuck my own asshole with vegetables. 

Do you want to toss my salad? It has a completely different meaning to me these days because I love putting different large vegetables inside my shitter.  Carrots, cucumbers, and potatoes are my favorite so far that I have attempted. They say you really shouldn’t do kinky anal whore training with objects that do not already have a flared base but living on the edge is what a filthy slut like me does best. 

I will not just stop there though.

It’s too easy to just do small everyday things like that. I want to have an exhaust pipe from a car destroy my pink shit hole. Then I will feel like I have finally earned my title of the kinkiest anal whore on the whole internet. If that sounds too crazy for you, still give me a shot. There’s just something extra fun about a girl who will stick anything up inside her asshole. 

Table legs, chair arms, and curling irons? Absolutely! However, for my biggest and best trick, I will swallow an entire baseball bat whole with my butt. You’ve been warned that things can get very intense around here but are you truly prepared to see me impale myself repeatedly on a metal bat through my shitter? 

Probably best you get the camera out for this one. I can’t imagine that I will be able to do it for very long or that there will be a second act. 

 

 

 

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke