Hottest porn for each Zodiac sign–with this astrology guide it’s easy to buy gifts that keep on giving!

Hottest porn for each Zodiac sign is a real trend. Since your astrology sign determines your taste in clothes, food, hobbies, why not porn?  So let me take you on a 12-star journey, to find the perfect present for that arrogant Leo or super-sensitive Pisces.

ARIES:  Now you should know they like it rough & ready. Aries, the sign of War, is down with dirty screwing. The less talk the better; bring on the action, baby. The hottest porn for each Zodiac sign moves on to Taurus:

TAURUS:  Now the bull goes for lots of foreplay, kissing and especially massage.  We are talking about the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign. Ruled by Venus, Tauruses crave the prelude: stimulation of the senses, tender touch.

Hottest porn for each Zodiac sign continues with Gemini

The twins practically invented group sex.  So any film or video with two or more people, of any/either/both genders going at it will give Gemini double, or triple, the pleasure! As for the next sign, Cancer, they are intensely private and tender souls. Be sure to get porn for them that is soft-focused, even blurry, and make sure to feed them hot chicken soup while they watch–so soothing! And rub their bellies afterward. Then you can go ahead and rub their cocks.

When it comes to the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign, Leos are into everything! They love sex.

Now for the Leo, the most important thing is to be king. The Leo, man or woman, adores indulging themselves–and others–with every sexual kink and pleasure on earth.  Just make damn sure you consider him more important than the subjects on the screen, and you’ll be fine. Let’s get on with the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign! The next sign, Virgo, relishes intelligent porn with strong plot lines and good production values. Because Virgos are hyper-critical, a less than perfect detail can ruin the climax for them. They take the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign very seriously!

Charismatic Couples Make A Libra Sizzle! For Scorpios, Try Revenge Porn.

What a difference a month makes! As we talk about the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign, we now come to Libra. October born souls groove to naughty romance and genuine chemistry between a couple. Scorpio, the November people, just want naughty!! For the secretive and power-hungry Scorpio, nothing beats a theme of revenge or blackmail, the darker the better. Some Satanic stuff mixed in–Satan bedding a virgin, you know the kind of thing–will make your Scorpio explode. Sagittarius craves adventure. Forget porn; just strip while your Sag. is watching an Indiana Jones flick and that should do the trick, wink wink.

If Capricorn Wants to be Tied Up, Aquarius Must be Free!

For that stubborn goat, you might get a film featuring Japanese rope bondage; then see him get all tied into knots only your tongue can unravel. Aquarius, however, is turned on by virtual reality. Watch webcam stuff together and masturbate to the same model! Last but not least we have Pisces the fish. They hate reality so cartoon porn or hentai is your best bet. Soon you’ll be swimming in their cum. So now you know about the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign. Isn’t learning fun?

I’m Sheridan. I love New Age and Tarot Cards. That’s why I know about the hottest porn for each Zodiac sign. Hit me Up for an Erotic Tarot Reading!

I possess a deck of sexy tarot cards. I’m also a great storyteller and made up the X-rated X-mas tale, Mrs. Claus fucked elf on a shelf! I know a lot of other good fantasies, and can’t wait to act them out with you. Here’s hoping that 2022 will let us have lots and lots of juicy taboo phone sex together. I’m the alluring blonde cougar “gypsy” of this erotic kingdom, Phone Sex Kingdom,  and I want to work my magic on you!

Sheridan
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