Free Phone Sex, Is There Such a Thing In This Industry?

Does free phone sex exist in this industry? Yeah, it does.  Wangsters try to get it all of the time.  Before I can even process your payment, you have exploded by the sound of my voice.  I used to work customer service several years ago, and men would call & pretend there was something wrong with their account.  They would intentionally say things to tee me off, but I resisted.  Just because you are irate, does not mean that I have to snap back at you.  After all, it is completely unprofessional to do so.

Here at the Phone Sex Kingdom, we take pride in our customer service.  We listen to you when others would not.  You get my undivided attention; where in any other environment, I’d be multi-tasking the heck out of life. You see, the sex starts before the call.  You frolick around on the site and conjure up fantasies to role-play with me in your head.  Then you shoot me a message on Skype or Hangouts to see if I’ll pay you any mind.  That’s not how you get my attention though.

So, you call me.

Now you hear my voice and revisit all of my blogs and profile page to understand, why I have an accent.  Yeah, I’m a Southern gal, with a bit of twang in my voice. You liked how I greeted you with such warmth and delight.  It was so perky and welcoming, as a new puppy with separation anxiety greeting you at the door upon your return from work.  Listen to the smile in my voice, but don’t waste my time. The quicker we can make it through the billing process, the more time we have to play.

You ask me for a discount or a promo code, but I never offer any over the phone.  If you want a discount, become my customer, patronize my blogs, and other social media.  They are hidden in the threads.  Vote for me being your favorite phone sex operator.  You see free phone sex minutes come to those that work for it.  Don’t waste my time, I’m your paid whore.  Paid whores only give away something for free when they have all so much more to gain.  So make me fall in love with you for free phone sex.

Play with me, but don’t toy with me!

Tell me you want to role-play and actually interact with me.  Let me feel just how happy I made you and you might get some free phone sex time with me.  Come ready, and know what you want.  Oh, that is the sexiest thing ever!  I love a man that knows what he wants.  If you wish to be indecisive, then tell me you are a beta-male and wish to taste the bottom of my shoes!  I’ll make sure that I dig my stilettos in your balls and give you a vasectomy free of charge.

Be careful, I do on occasion give away 5 free minutes with the purchase of 10-minutes or with the purchase of every 10-minutes.  Free phone sex comes with a price.  Baby, how good have you been to me?  Have you paid tribute for all my screaming and gagging on that dick? Did you earn your free phone sex from a birthday, or remembering something special about our call? Make this whore remember you and feel like your prized Madam at the Brothel.  Better yet, your Courtesan!

When you enter the Phone Sex Kingdom and scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, there is a section where you may vote for us on Phone Sex Central.  There are promo codes there as well.  Many of us run ads on Twitter, and even in your local listings.  Look for us and redeem your codes.  We will never volunteer to give you the code.  So, please don’t ask.  I’m likely to blink my eyes as if they were butterfly wings wisping you away in the wind.

POOF

I’m such a slut bucket and realize that though I have a vivid imagination, an awesome voice and a sexy body, sexy is something more.  You see, I do push sex like a drug dealer pushes drugs, so come get this medicine.  Don’t make me wait on you like I’m waiting on Jesus.  I’ll push Jesus back on you like a minister with a shaky faith.  Don’t come in here saying, “eeny, meeny, miny, moe!” I’m the heaux you want, so finish it up with:  “Catch a pimp by his heaux.  If she hollers, pay her mo!  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!”

Rant over, call me and get stabbed, mutilated, and tortured by the Pear of Anguish.  I’m normally really perky and humorous, but I’ve gone dark like Maleficent today.  Who wants to attempt to kill me, but just when you thought I was dead, I castrate you and decapitate you?!

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke