Eggnog Pussy: I Brought Homemade Eggnog To A Party

Eggnog Pussy is what my man calls me now. Probably because of this hilarious prank I pulled. Well, I may have douched with some eggnog I made before a Christmas party. That’s right.

So, it’s the night before my friend’s Christmas party. And I am making my favorite eggnog recipe from my mummo (grandma.) But this time I am feeling a little frisky. My boyfriend should be at my place soon enough.

I finish the eggnog and put it in the refrigerator. It’ll be nice and cold for the party. Within a few minutes, my man walks into my kitchen and starts hugging me. I am starting to get so turned on.

I start bending over my counter and sticking my ass out for him. He takes the bait and starts grinding on my ass. I start feeling his hard cock press against me and my pussy gets super wet. I pull up my skirt for him and he smiles and gives my ass a spank.

He’s been waiting all day to come home to this ass, he says. And I have been horny all day! I need a good fucking. And I need it now.

My man pulls my panties down and licks my pussy from behind.

I moan and spread my legs wider for him to get closer. He sucks my clit for a couple of minutes and then stands back up behind me. Then he pulls out his hard dick for me and slides it in between my pussy lips. I bit my lip and he enters my pussy with one big thrust.

And then he fucks me for a good hour on the counter and makes me cum multiple times! He’s so fucking good. And of course, he finishes by cumming deep into my pussy. I love the feeling for his hot seed against my cervix.

But, I was still feeling the naughty Christmas spirit. So, I ran to my bedroom and grabbed my speculum from my goody drawer. He looks rather puzzled as to what I was doing but I went and grabbed the eggnog from the fridge. Then I jump on the counter and spread my legs.

I tell him to insert the speculum into my pussy and grab a ladle. We’re about to be naughty little elves! He puts the speculum in and grabs a ladle from my drawer. Then I tell him to pour the eggnog inside of me.

His eyes practically pop out of his head.

I giggle and tell him to do it. So, he ladles a bit into my open pussy. And then I take the speculum out and squirt the eggnog back into the pitcher. “See, I am just feeling super-naughty… and I need to be a bad girl!”

The next night we take the pitcher of nog to the party. Everyone drank it and had a fantastic time. Little did they know that I practically douched with it. And they’re drinking my juices and boyfriend’s cum.

Now, my boyfriend calls me Eggnog Pussy.

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