I am going to take those ugly fucking sponge cakes and I am going to turn their squishy little world upside down!  What was that you were telling me last week? Oh yeah, that’s right.  You are jealous of your tiny dick and little girl balls.  Well I have discovered a way to make them both increase in size.

First you need to strip naked and stand with your legs spread.   This is the meditation part.  I sit and laugh at you standing there with a raging hard on that I can barely see.  Of course I have to tell you how much I hate it and it’s hurting my eyes to see.   Remember the last time I had to use a straw to suck you off.   I wanted a huge load and what did u give me??? Like three shitty drops of little boy cum!  Well Lil’ dick man! I have got a surprise for you!

I am going to make those balls triple in size! I am going to make that cock stand large and proud for weeks.  How do you ask?  Watch this video Lil’ dick!  This is how.  Them cock and balls are all fucking mine!