There’s something about yoga pussy . . . er, pants.

Who doesn’t love a tight, toned yoga pussy? My yoga pants show off my body so well. I love how tight they are, how snugly they fit my perfectly round ass, my curvy hourglass figure . . . and of course, even my pussy lips. Cameltoe to some, but to me: a tantalizing, teasing preview (to you)!!

When it comes to exercising regularly, yoga has been my choice practice for years. I’m definitely not the running or jogging type. If I’m running . . . it’s either because I’m about to miss the bus, or there’s someone chasing me. No exceptions! Lol.

I really like yoga because it cultivates presence of mind as well as overall physical fitness. I think presence of mind is important in general, and especially for having good sex. How hot of a fuck can it be if your mind is elsewhere?

Here’s a few of my favorite poses for keeping my body toned and my yoga pussy flexible and fit:

  1. Downward Facing Dog. This pose stretches pretty much all the muscles I’ll be using when you bend me over and fuck me from behind. Maybe we should just call it “Downward Facing Doggy Style” instead?
  2. Cat / Cow . This one is prime yoga pussy material — I’m on my hands and knees, slowly arching my back and then rounding it. It’s a kegel exercise, which means it strengthens and flexes the same muscles that contract during an orgasm.
  3. Plank. Basically I position myself like I’m going to do push-ups but then hold it for 30 seconds. I remember doing my first planks back on the high school volleyball team. I don’t miss the grueling 3 hour long pre-season/summer “conditioning” practices . . . but I do miss the free spandex!

Want to hear more about what I do to get warmed up? Want to rip these yoga pants off? Call me if you’re ready for something better than free phone sex.

Phone Sex Kingdom Nicole Burke